Amyplier One Shots [completed]

amyplier texts

peebs: how much do you love me
> on a scale of 0 to cheeseburgers

mark: cheeseburgers
> with bacon

peebs: youre the one

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peebs: when i saw stars i think of you

mark: aww bc i light up your night?

peebs: bc youre only beautiful from a distance

mark: i swear to fucking god

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mark: what kinda flowers do you like

peebs: why are you asking this
> you already know

mark: cause i need to know what to put on your casket
> after i murder that pussy

peebs: why are u gonna murder marzipan (is that the cats name I FORGOT)

mark: u ruin everything

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peebs: bb seqnu ques

mark: *image attached*

peebs: I SOIT OUT LATTE MARM JM KN PUBLIK

mark: hey you asked

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11:11

peebs: 11:11 septiplier away

mark: amyplier away

peebs: m
> mark aww

mark: :) <3

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peebs: how does a Japanese Chihuahua say hello

mark: its 2am we have a flight to catch in 5 hours

peebs: konichuahua

mark: this is why youre in the guest room tonight

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peebs: mark i made u dumplings!
> boner apple threet 😩😩👅👅💦💦

mark: that's enough wattpad for u

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peebs: daddy

mark: what?
> WAIT

peebs: YOU ANSWERED OMG

mark: N O I DIDNT KNOW YOU SAUF THAG KM GOMMA KMS

peebs: daddy ily

mark: amy nelson i will disown you

peebs: dramatic stance
> u don't own me...........

mark: bye

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peebs: marki
> i took a youtuber bf quiz
> guess who i got

mark: ??

peebs: felix

mark:
> they dont call me red pewdiepie for nothing

peebs: but u dyed ur hair back

mark: sometimes i wish i hadnt

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peebs: daddy i need help

mark: stop calling me daddy
> what do u need help w/

peebs: does it turn u on
> *voice audo attached*

mark: AMY OMG I CAME

peebs: ;))

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mark: im horny

peebs: hi horny, im dead inside

mark: are u okay babe

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peebs: youre like a penny

mark: aww valuable?

peebs: 2 faced

mark: one more time and im breaking up with you

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mark: do you like Wendy's

peebs: yeye why

mark: then youll like it wendys nuts slide across your face

peebs: that's enough Twitter for you

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peebs: i bought doritos and mtn dew
> am i mlg yet

mark: not yet

peebs: fuck i need mlg shades and a blunt

mark: yea
> WAIT NO DOMT TRY TO GET A BLUNT

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peebs: come cuddle mark
> marki please
> marrrrrkk
> daddy please

mark: amy im editing
> you little shit

peebs: come downstairs when you're done :)

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peebs: mark
> youre aware of nsfw art right?

mark: yeah, why?

peebs: *image attached*
> that's why

mark: IS TJAG SUPPOSED TK BE US WJAT RHE FUCK

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peebs: i need a gangster
> to love me better
> than all the others do

mark: you need to
> shut the fuck up
> and go to sleep

peebs: is it bad i sang that

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mark: how much do you love me

peebs: count the stars

mark:
> but it's morning

peebs: :)

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peebs: on a scale of 0 to America how free are you tonight

mark: north korea