Amyplier One Shots [completed]

amyplier texts 7

darkiplier: change my fucking name in your phone

amyplier: no >:(

darkiplier:

amyplier: WHAT THE FUCK??????? IS THAT KANYE WEST????

darkiplier: perhaps

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amyplier: play animal crossing w me

darkiplier: why?

amyplier: bc marzia is asleep, signe is busy and gab is playing minecraft w sean

darkiplier: fair enough let me save what im editing

amyplier: ❤

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darkiplier: if nobody got me i know my debt got me

> in trouble

> with the irs

amyplier: WTF MARK 💀

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darkiplier: worst pickup lines you can think of. go

amyplier: i'm good at algebra, i'll replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y

darkiplier: that's bad

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darkiplier: if nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

amyplier: so we're doing this again huh

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amyplier: is your name google? because you're everything i've been searching for

darkiplier: 😈

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darkiplier: aside from being drop dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?

amyplier: that one made me blush

darkiplier: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

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darkiplier: hey my names Microsoft, can i crash at your place?

amyplier: mmmmm under one condition

darkiplier: 👀

amyplier: i get to be the big spoon

darkiplier: ABSOLUTELY

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amyplier: i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life and i was wondering if i could interview you

darkiplier: go ahead

amyplier: okay how does it feel knowing you got a phat ass

darkiplier: pretty good ngl

amyplier: that's fair i should've expected a real answer

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darkiplier: hey genuine question

amyplier: yeah?

darkiplier: can we go on a date tonight? just you and me. nothing fancy or anything.

amyplier: can we get mcdonalds and share a large fry in the car?

darkiplier: absolutely

amyplier: getting ready as we speak <3

darkiplier changed amyplier's name to complete with you

complete with you changed darkiplier's name to my soulmate

my soulmate: aw wait that's cute

complete with you: shut up before i cry

my soulmate: :) <3