Amyplier One Shots [completed]

amyplier texts 3

peebs changed mark's name to darkiplier.

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darkiplier: amy what do u have me under in ur phone

peebs: um

darkiplier: i have u as "planet peebles"

peebs: thats p cute

darkiplier: what's mine?

peebs: well
> uhhhhhjhuhuhuh
> darkiplie r

darkiplier: u have me in ur phone as darkiplier???? Why?

peebs: ily bye

darkiplier: aMY NELSO N

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peebs: hey boo

darkiplier: f uckm e

peebs: :-)

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darkiplier: amy
> what happened to all the pizza

peebs: um
> *image attached*
> me and ethan may have ate it

darkiplier: and u took a picture

peebs: i posted it on twitter..........

darkiplier: wAI T YOU DID??? AND I DIDNT SEE IT? WTF

peebs: :')

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peebs: you've hit 17 mil we should celebrate

darkiplier: buy me another damn pizza

peebs: i was gonna show you the new "lingerie" i got w/ Marzia while she and Felix were here but okayyy

darkiplier: W AIT

peebs: ;)

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peebs: mark i lost my phone can u call me

darkiplier: sure
>
> .....wait

peebs: dumbass

darkiplier: hey u decided to date this dumbass

peebs: because i love you 💕

darkiplier: i love you toooo 💞

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peebs: MARK I LOST MY TINY BOX TIM !!!!!
> THE ONE YOU GOT ME FOR CHRISTMAS!!

darkiplier: did you check under the bed?

peebs:
> oh
> heheh thank s bab

darkiplier: anytime, babe

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peebs: send nudes ;);)

darkiplier:

peebs: HIKY FICK MARK WJAY THE HELL IM CHOKING ON MY CHIPS

darkiplier: it isnt full nudes but aye

peebs: that sca r tho,,,,,, hhhhh

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peebs: i like to /pikachu/ while you're in the shower

darkiplier: i dont like Pokemon
> i mean

peebs: fair enough
> whats the difference between you and a pizza

darkiplier: wh-?

peebs: pizza doesnt scream when i put it in my mouth

darkiplier: AMY WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THAT KINDA SHIT IM WHEEZING

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this is short, sorry

-izzy 💕