Amyplier One Shots [completed]

(the holy trinity texts)

mr iplier: ¡Ey!
Somos el mejor
¡Ey!
Somos el mejor
Escuchen con atención
Voy a enseñarles a engañar
Esto todo el mundo no va a recordar
Si quieres ser villano el mejor
Atrapa un superhéroe en acción
Siguen aquí escondanse
Y por favor ya callanse
Shh
No no, ¡deja eso!
Somos el mejor
¡Ey!
Somos el mejor
Ja ja ja
Miren la red que encontré
Cuando digo ya, preparan a lanzar
¡Ya!
¡A él, no a mí!
Uy, tendemos otra cosa
Mirá y aprendan esta al ti maña
Todos se respaldan con la piel de banana
Ja ja ja, *grito* ¡¿Qué están haciendo?!
Somos el mejor!
¡Ey!
Somos el mejor!
Somos el mejor!

saladass: mark

potato: is that we are number one in spanish

mr iplier: idk i just copied and pasted it so

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saladass: guys what should i get Marzia

potato: for what?

saladass: what, i cant just surprise my girl?

potato: excuse m e

mr iplier: what does she like?

saladass: shes into like
> the tumblr pastel aesthetics

mr iplier: get her something based around that

saladass: wow mark u actually helped for once

mr iplier: :)

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mr iplier: so i
> came across something in the back of my photos..
>

saladass: oh-
> mark, bro..

potato: oh shit, its a gif, too..

mr iplier: i think im gonna take the day off and spend it with Amy to get my mind off things

potato: go do that, but we're here for you dude

saladass: yeah bro, say hi to Amy for us

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saladass: yo sean

potato: since when do u call me sean

saladass: since now
> anyway
> i took Mark's advice and got her something based around pastel aesthetics and i wanna know ur opinion on it

potato: shouldn't you be asking Amy or Signe? im not a girl so idk

saladass: JUST TELL ME IF ITS GOOD OKAY

potato: oKAY

saladass: so its between these two but
> whaddya think
>

>

potato: the first is kinda cute
> the second one is cute too hhhh
> i think she'll love either one

saladass: i might get both bc i cant decide

potato: good luck ;P

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mr iplier: hair cut fUCKERS

saladass: and there goes the little bit of straight-ness i had left

potato: fEli X

mr iplier: ;)

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potato: felix how are u gay if u have a girlfriend

saladass: on the inside

potato: that isnt how it works