Amyplier One Shots [completed]

texts 6

you guys dont want my depressing shit getting into this book, oops, sorry.

dont hate me, now, back to your regularly scheduled funny(?) one shots idk are they even one shots anymore

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saladass: marziiiaaaaa

marziapie: yes, fe?

saladass: i miss u, when are u coming home?

marziapie: this weekend, i promise 💕

saladass: good bc im dying w/o u

marziapie: felix, go to bed

mr iplier: smh felix

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potato:

wwiishu: who made tha t

potato: someone on instagram

peebs: SAME LMAO

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peebs: who put these captions tho

> bc they're right

wwiishu: AMY OM G

mr iplier:

potato: did u seriously just use me as a meme

mr iplier: yes

peebs: i ship it

potato has left the group chat: Septiplier is dead

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peebs added verytiredkat to the group chat: Septiplier is dead

verytiredkat: fuck

mr iplier: watch ur profanity

peebs: im chokin g

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potato: i finished editing wassup

saladass: cool cool

wwiishu: again

mr iplier: me me big boy

peebs: me me dead on the inside

wwiishu: aMY

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verytiredkat: um
> mark
> did u leave the toilet seat up
> a gain

mr iplier: ???
>  no? ive been at the office all day ask Amy

peebs: yea he has, i just left the office

verytiredkat: someone add tyler & ethan

peebs added cranky feg and stone face to the group chat: Septiplier is dead.

verytiredkat: WHO LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP

stone face: is that what i was added for?
> it was Ethan

cranky feg: iT
>
> wAs...

verytiredkat: >:(

cranky feg: ill go put it down

mr iplier: goddamn Kathryn

potato: watch your profanity

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peebs: ENJOY UR FIVE LONG NIIIIGHTS
> KICK BACK AND GRAB A SLIIIICE
> IF U GET HURT ON THE JOB WE CANNOT COVER UR LOSS

mr iplier: is that a fnaf song

peebs: u know it boo 💋

mr iplier: by e

potato: what's it called i wanna listen to it

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11:11

saladass: 11:11 marzia come hoooome

mr iplier: 11:11 i love you, bab

potato: 11:11 to my girl who has skills ;P

marziapie: 11:11 this weekend

peebs: 11:11 i love you too, bab

wwiishu: 11:11 to my energetic beb

cranky feg: 11:11 to myself

verytiredkat: 11:11 my pizza

stone face: 11:11 my bed

mr iplier: guy s