i've ranted about this before and it wasn't straightforward. but anyways, idk why a lot of grown people get all freaked out by masturbation? like, they go "ew masturbation" or just strongly support not masturbating like ok good for u ? idk i really dislike people like that like calm down we're not in fourth grade so lets let people do what they want w their privates. it's like if you're asexual then you can talk shit about masturbation all you want but when you're not asexual just get it together honestly.
like if i said; "everyone masturbates" (which clearly isn't true) ten people would be like "ummm i don't" LIKE BITCH don't come in here with your holier than thou attitude like great you don't put your fingers to use let's move on.
anyways it's normal & healthy and i'm tired of people acting like they're eight whenever this subject comes up like bitch stfu. anyway obviously i support masturbation and you can probably take a guess as to whether i do it or not LOL. anyway im gna write another rant about that guy that i was talking about the other day.
fun facts about masturbation:
- it relieves stress
- helps w menstrual pains (ya u can masturbate on ur period but make sure ur like clean first)
- makes you happier
- you become comfortable w ur body
- you please yourself (u literally don't need a man to do anything not even sex fam that's what masturbation is for)
- better sleep
- no negative impacts: no pregnancy, no stds, no slut shaming. literally no negative impacts. you're not going to hell for getting it on w yourself. i mean if we're going to hell for masturbating, then who knows what god did to your mom & dad by working together to birth you¿
#zuzaf
