Incorrect Quotes

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Short cos I've done heaps of writing for school recently and stress goes 📈📈📈📈📈

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Short cos I've done heaps of writing for school recently and stress goes 📈📈📈📈📈. Keep in mind that I don't have a Tumblr so I have no idea how it works.

"Hey guys, come have a look at this!" Steve yelled one fine morning at the Avengers Tower. 

"I believe it is a website." Noted Thor.

"No shit Sherlock." Tony stated with a knowing glare.

"It's called 'Incorrect Avengers Quotes, but that's all stuff we've said. Has someone bugged the tower?" Clint suggested, leaning over the screen.

In the corner, Peter Parker muffled a giggle.

Humoring Clint, Tony said "FRIDAY, has anyone bugged the tower?"

"No. There are no listening or viewing devices anywhere on the Tower, bar my sensors."

"Well there you have it." Tony said, leaning back in his chair and putting his hands behind his head. He knew full well that Peter was the mystery person, but it would be hilarious if the other Avengers didn't.

"I'm going to try to find out more about this website." Steve announced, walking out of the room.

Once everyone else had gone, Tony leaned over and whispered to Peter; "I need you to update as much as possible now please Petey-pie."

Grinning widely, Peter nodded, pulling out his phone.

Ten minutes later, Everyone was gathered around Steve's laptop. The site kept updating every couple of minutes, with new quotes. FRIDAY confirmed that the Avengers had said all those things.

"FRIDAY, can you make a list of people who could do this?" Nat finally suggested.

"Of course Ms Romanoff." FRIDAY said. "List compiled. Would you like me to read it out?"

"Sure."

"Janelle Adams, Jack Smith, Anna Squire, who are all SI interns with a high level clearance, and Peter Parker."

The Avengers looked at each other. How had they not seen that?

"Hey Peter?" Nat asked, entering the living room.

"Yeah? What's up?" Peter asked, shutting his laptop.

"Do you have a Tumblr?"

"Mmm, noooo. What makes you ask?"

"Nothing." Nat said, and exited the room.  "It's him. I'm sure." She said to Steve 30 seconds later.

"It makes so much sense." Clint marvelled.

"Yes. I wonder if Tony knew." Steve said sarcastically.

"Of course I knew." Tony said, 10 minutes later. "How could I not know?"

"Tony..." Steve said disappointedly.

"What? The kids allowed to have fun."

"Yeah, but what if someone found out who he was?"

"They wouldn't." Tony said. "Besides, I double encrypted his account."

Short and sucky, IK.

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