Deadpools head (... that doesent make sense)

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Peter Parker-Stark was adopted by Tony Stark at age 12, started being Spider-Man at age 13 and met Deadpool at age 17 (For plot convenience Wade is 17).

Buuuuut, Tony and Pepper Stark didn't approve of Wade, they only barely tolerated him.

Until one day, after patrol, Wade came in, dragging something in a black bag behind him.

"Hey Mr Stark. Ummm, I have good and bad news. Good or bad first?" Wade asked, pulling off his mask to reveal his scarred face.

"Good news. What did you do, Wilson, and where is my son?"

"It's very unlikely that it'll ever happen again, and I can fix it." Wade promised.

"Wilson..." Tony warned.

Grimacing, Wade pulled a headless body out of the rubbish bag behind him. It was Peter, without a head.

Tony exploded in rage.

Deadpool sat down, and started sewing Peter's head back on. By the time Tony stopped raging, Peter was awake again.

Short, but for @Queue300 and @LoveBug0011

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