Hermitcraft Oneshots and A.U's

Hermits in DnD

Word Count : 596

Warning : Strong language

Lololololololol- I'm back. Schools a pain. I'm suffocating with a mask but it's alright. Now I'm gonna write a concept with the Hermits as races from DnD like a Heccin pro.

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Formula = [Hermit - Race - Class]
Random quote for gigglez

Joe - Half Elf - Bard 
Sing, dance and laugh with Joe!

False - Wood Elf - Fighter 
Watch out or get out of the way when you see her.

xBCrafted - Human - Fighter 
Don't let his age fool you. He's clever and intelligent.

Vintage - Human - Barbarian
Run you fuck, run! Don't just stand there like a wall!

Scar - Human - Wizard 
It's good old wizard chap!

Xisuma - Voided-born - Fighter 
Where he came from; no one really knows.

Tango - Tiefling - Alchemist 
Who let a demon become a scientist? No one? Who's going to stop him from becoming one???

iJevin - Changeling - Rouge 
Trust no one when iJevin's around.

Doc - Creeper-born - Cleric 
Don't. Spam. For Heals. Just don't. He will fuck you over.

Cleo - Undead - Sorcerer 
Your legs shall be broken and your soul shall be hers. Don't even try to fight against it.

Wels - Wood Elf - Ranger 
Wait isn't he suppose to be a paladin?

Mumbo - High Elf - Monk 
He's a tall Boi. And he will literally knock you the fuck out if you ain't careful.

Grian - Halfling - Rogue 
What crimes shall this Codboy chap commit?

Bdubs - Dragonborn - Barbarian 
Nah your dead as fuck if you piss him off. Sorry.

Biffa - Human - Alchemist 
Talk shit, get hit motherfucker. Sorry, nothing can save you from a steam gun blast.

TFC - Dwarf - Ranger
He will find you even if you try to run. Don't test him. He's too old for your shit.

Stress - Human - Cleric 
She's sweet but a psycho. She will not hesitate to slap a bitch.

Cub - Vex-born - Alchemist 
Dear lord another Doc Brown. Who let a Vex-born become a scientist?

Impulse - Human - Alchemist 
Really?!?

Iskall - Human - Ranger 
Why isn't he a dwarf? Because. He's not even in his thirties and he's already tired of life.

Ren - Werewolf - Fighter 
hE's a wErEwOlF! i'Ve nEvER sEeN tHAt bEfOrE!

Keralis - Human - Sorcerer 
I was tempted to make him a Bee-born. But then people would say no because existing is hard. So I made him human.

Ethos - Human - Monk 
He a sneaky Boi monk. He will ambush you if you're not careful.

Python - Dragonborn - Scholar 
Isn't the Scholar option part of Starfinder? Yes. I don't care- he a scholar.

Zedaph - Human - Sorcerer 
He will blast you to oblivion, don't think he won't. Don't you test him.

Jessassin - Human - Monk 
Another monk boi. He will also ambush you.

Hypno - Human - Monk 
Another one.

Healers 
Joe - Half Elf - Bard 
Doc - Creeper-born - Cleric 
Stress - Human - Cleric 

Fighters 
False - Wood Elf - Fighter 
xBCrafted - Human - Fighter 
Xisuma - Voided-born - Fighter 
Ren - Werewolf - Fighter 

Barbarians 
Vintage - Human - Barbarian
Bdubs - Dragonborn - Barbarian 

Monks 
Mumbo - High Elf - Monk 
Ethos - Human - Monk 
Jessassin - Human - Monk 
Hypno - Human - Monk 

Rangers and Rogues 
iJevin - Changeling - Rouge 
Wels - Wood Elf - Ranger 
Grian - Halfling - Rogue 
TFC - Dwarf - Ranger 
Iskall - Human - Ranger 

Spell Casters 
Scar - Human - Wizard 
Cleo - Undead - Sorcerer 
Keralis - Human - Sorcerer 
Zedaph - Human - Sorcerer 

Alchemists 
Tango - Tiefling - Alchemist 
Biffa - Human - Alchemist 
Cub - Vex-born - Alchemist 
Impulse - Human - Alchemist 
Python - Dragonborn - Scholar 

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Plot
The world seems to be spiraling into chaos. Sorcerers, wizards and spellcasters of all sorts can feel it. But who will listen? Not the mass government's, kingdoms or communities with power and command that's for sure.

Join the Hermits as they face off against hunters, governments and communities to save them against a common foe.