Falsesymmetry Stories

A silly little group chat series! And they are all fruity as fuck

XisumaVoid, he's been the admin of Hermitcraft for quite some time now. He's had many people join (and a few leave) the server. The Watchers and Listeners, they're the beings that guide and help players and admins. Sure, the Watchers are cruel at times, but that's why they have the kinder Listeners. They're there to keep each other in check while keeping the worlds. Xisuma knows that they are good overall, though. But when he gets a strange dream where the Primals warn him of his Hermits, he thinks they must be crazy. Sure, Zedaph could be a bit freaky about his "experiments" sometimes, or Grian could get a bit too into a conflict at times. But from Xisuma's oldest to his newest members, they were all good spirits. And, the Primals warning Xisuma about his own BROTHER too? How can he trust them? And how can he believe some of the outrageous things he learns about his Hermits? But who can he trust? Whose side? (dissonance • noun • a tension or clash resulting from the combination of two disharmonious or unsuitable elements.) Started writing- June 16, 2024 Finished writing- First published- July 19, 2024 Finished publishing-

Stories and story ideas. Like my ideas? Feel free to use them, but credit me and tag me in them so I can see!

There may be angst, there may be fluff, hey, maybe there are gonna be ships here too! Requests are open! Keep it family friendly though ⚠️ - Fanfics to raise awareness ✒ - Prompt generator 💡 - Requests from readers Wattpad forced me to put a book cover so have that

A bunch of Hermitcraft oneshots! Warning, there is shipping in this, if you don't like, then please do not read! However, I am only shipping the Hermits' minesonas, not their actual irl self. Requests are open right now! Please drop a request, that would be really helpful when I'm stumped on ideas! I will add tags and stuff as they appears! Also, the cover picture was drawn by none other than Maxx Doodles! He's a really incredible Hermitcraft artist, check him out on Tumblr, Reddit, Twitter, YouTube, and all those platforms!

i need somewhere to keep all this no shipping srry lots of au content probably maybe if thats what ur into ig art on the cover's mine, and any art featured here will probably be mine unless stated otherwise. taanks

Tired of being ridiculed by his fellow Emperors, Jimmy seeks new ways to gain respect, but after a close encounter in the mines, he vanishes for weeks, but arrives a new man... a man who isn't scared to get his hands dirty to get what he wants... Disclaimer - All character are by no means in any relation to their real life counter parts, the things they do do not reflect the IRL creators, I don't know if I had to clarify that, but I just thought I would :P

(I was originally planning on putting this in with the Evo shots just so they'd be in one place, but my OCD and receiving a good cover convinced me otherwise.) A collection of short stories from The Hermitcraft Server. I know the tag list may be daunting, but I have a basic summary of everyone on there. You may have to type the link manually, but it should help if you feel confused. https://www.metafilter.com/175477/Whats-the-collective-noun-for-hermits

Empires SMP Season 1 x Hermitcraft !! Cover art by Wassup_im_E on Twitter!

Includes S1 and S2, might also include the invading Hermits

(Cover by the poster: https://www.reddit.com/r/HermitCraft/comments/e344uk/youre_my_cup_of_tea_xisuma_fanart/ ) Xisuma has worn his gas helmet for as long as the other hermits can ever remember. Behind that helmet, X pretends to be cool and confident, when on the inside, he's down in the deep. One day, he and False have a small accident in an experiment. (As in, ACTUALLY really small) The hermits are surprised by what they see. Iskall wants to know why he's hid his face. Stress wants to ease his pain. False? False is another story that'll get mentioned anyway. Hell yeah. My first ship related thing.

(on hold/VERY slow updates) 💜 digital and traditional art by yours truly! some gacha at the start, but none later on please excuse my terrible art, all of this is from months ago and at the moment i just look back and cringe

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!: This fic is rated as PG-14+, so read at your own risk! There's swearsies, suggestive references, and LOTS of blood of gore! Be aware! Also! The art for the cover is NOT MINE! It's by @infiniteworldtype on Tumblr, so go feel free to check them out and give them some love! (Link to image: https://infiniteworldtype.tumblr.com/post/186915005205/admins-play-god-in-their-world-that-they-create ) _________________________________________ Glorious in life, eternal in death. That's what the Shadowbyte Army had told its soldiers for years. That their loyalty and skill granted an unforgettable legacy after they died. That following their orders would bring them prosperity while appeasing their superiors. And everyone believed it. Why would their saviors lie to them? After they saved their lives in the first place? It's what a group of eight of those soldiers believed. When they were brought together to take over a single World, occupied by a small group of people known as HermitCraft. When they broke past its firewalls and set foot on its soil. But when their plans go horribly wrong and they're taken hostage by their perceived enemies, something begins to stir inside of them, one by one. They start to question their faith and loyalty to the Shadowbyte Army, to it's powerful leader and founder, Ecryptos. Everything they had ever known is put in a brand new light. And they soon realize that they are part of a much more sinister plot... But will they agree to break their oath to stop it once and for all?

It's a fantasy story based mostly in the medieval times with a hint of futuristic things. Has YouTubers minecraft personas from a server called Hermitcraft. A magical land of humans, witches, and hybrids all hating each other three groups from each faction meet in secret and they become friends. I only ship there personas not the real life people. tho some real life elements from the peoples live will be in it like Joe's daughter corrine. And some of their real name will be mentioned. There will be smut bad smut because I cant write worth a crap but it's still smut if you don't like it don't read it. I won't do much tho I promise, I read it but I'm not good at writing it so I won't put you through to much of that torture. I made the cover myself.

Welcome, peoples, to my book of Hermitcraft oneshots, incorrect quotes, and correct quotes. ;) (I drew the cover btw)

A forest, theres a meadow in that forest. The Hermits constantly visit the meadow and take care of the wild life there. Why? \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ Wrote this a while ago.. Around June, 2024. Enjoy!!

Pretty much what the title said, these are real quotes my family/ cousins have said in my hearing(only the ones I wrote down lol). They ate actually really weird and funny

A compilation of Hermitcraft oneshots! I'll update whenever inspiration hits, so buckle up boys. All art (if there is any) is mine! Quick note, all of these stories are strictly platonic! I write them like best friends, so there will be intimate moments, but that's what real friends do! (Particularly if they're Rendog) [No longer posting here, moved to Ao3]

It starts in a field When twenty people wake up in the middle of nowhere, with no recollection of how they got there, they are understandably confused. However, when it's revealed that a seemingly senile old man kidnapped them to participate in a summer camp, they are even more so. But something lies beyond the surface. There's a secret beneath the campsite, a rift through time and space, and the campers must figure it out whether they like it or not. [I posted it on Ao3 already, but eh, why not here too?]