Joehills Stories

Cover art is not mine. Some oneshots about my favourite fandom! Not much to say other than that really. Enjoy!

(I was originally planning on putting this in with the Evo shots just so they'd be in one place, but my OCD and receiving a good cover convinced me otherwise.) A collection of short stories from The Hermitcraft Server. I know the tag list may be daunting, but I have a basic summary of everyone on there. You may have to type the link manually, but it should help if you feel confused. https://www.metafilter.com/175477/Whats-the-collective-noun-for-hermits

Just a book for where I throw my own and your own oneshot, incorrect quotes, and other hermitcraft ideas!

Young Grian Xelqua of District 9 is chosen for the 83rd annual Hunger Games. Will he be able to handle the circumstances? Can he handle killing the people he has grown close to? Or does he grow close to anyone at all? DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the characters in this apart from my own OCs.

The next story in the Another Side to the Hermits timeline. A house ridden Grian, Mumbo, and Iskall got real bored. They decided to prank the hermits and Stumpt after all of them were fully healed from the creature scenario. With the help of Cleo and Jevin the magic works. Mighty along with those certain hermitcraft recappers are caught within the magic as well. The unfortunate part is that the magic backfires on Jevin's part leaving him as someone who gets fused as well.

Twenty-four strangers, all hiding from the magic inside that leaves them broken and alone, stumble upon each other, leading to them finding out that, despite what they may think, the world needs them after all. What are the chances? I have no idea. Very low I presume. But fate doesn't care about the chances of something happening. It does what it wants. I guess that is why it is called fate. ~~ I'm so excited about this book! It's going to be very different from what I've written before, so it may crash and burn in a fiery explosion or it may be amaze-zah-zing. Who knows. There will be no ships in this, but you are free to view some of the relationships as romantic if you want! I don't care either way :D I do not own the Hermits. (obviously) I'm writing this for fun and for practice Ready? LEZ GO!!

*[CONTAINS SHIPPING]* Just a place to put some random stories I come up with about Hermitcraft. Requests are open and appreciated. The cover will probably change a bunch.

I'm writing a bunch of hermitcraft Oneshot's because it has taken over my life.

Just like what the title said, 'Pesky Hermitcraft Oneshots and Drabbles' Things there might be: Spelling and grammar mistakes OOC Hermits (Out of Character) Anything related to angst Current ongoing series of oneshots: -Hermitcraft BNHA AU (HC BNHA AU) Have fun reading! the cover is found on Pinterest https://pin.it/hggZhgW

A disappearance, an Attack, and a lie. "I finally realised why. He's a monster. And I hope you'll realise that for yourselves." -<♢>- The beginning of Hermitcraft Season 8 is interrupted by the reappearance of a once long gone enemy. But this time, he's back for more than just a harmless prank. 『-<♢>-』 Trigger/Content warnings: Blood, Death, Swearing,

Hihi! I'm writing another story! Hooray! So, a little background information, this story was inspired by a price of art by @wassupimE_twt on Twitter, but their friend posted it on r/HermitCraft. I thought it was an amazing piece of art. Will everyone be OOC? Yes. Will I try and fix it? Oh, absolutely!! What season will it be based off of? Season 6! Am I amazing? No. I am phonomanal! • Grian blew up Evo. Yeah. Demolished it with paint bombs. He didn't regret it. Or at least the voices said. He hid away in an alleyway in the small City called Hermitcraft. No one found him. Yet.

Xisuma just made a mini game called Demise 2: murder mystery! Everyone who signed up is stuck in one mansion. Everyone has been given a role to play from detective to the murder, but no one knows who is how unless they say it, but can you trust what they say? Can Grian find out who is the murder before he gets his demise?

A compilation of Hermitcraft oneshots! I'll update whenever inspiration hits, so buckle up boys. All art (if there is any) is mine! Quick note, all of these stories are strictly platonic! I write them like best friends, so there will be intimate moments, but that's what real friends do! (Particularly if they're Rendog) [No longer posting here, moved to Ao3]

a lonely building stands ruined in the middle of a forest, covered entirely by thick and heavy foliage. However, the walls have ears, and the story of the great Project:(the) Facility lingers in the air, barely above a whisper. In the files upon files of reports and experiments, a story is to unfold. The story of Hermits, and the life they spent rotting away within these walls.

This is a small story about my hermitcraft AU how the hermits met my oc, This is an au its not meant to be 100% Accurate, also I started watching hermitcraft by watching Grians hermitcraft6 and have only recently watched Mumbo and Iskall's hermitcraft season 7, so I might get some personalitys wrong and miss some hermits if I do please don't shout at me in the comments just nicely say "ooc" and explain the personality I got wrong, and if I miss a hermit then say you missed *the hermits name* and explain some of their personality to me.(Sorry for the long description)

A completely unoriginal topic for a Wattpad book but here we are. I might do ships, depends on if it's requested, I won't do sumt though since I do be a minor.

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐝. 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 a prince escapes from his personalized hell and meets the love of his life. and when many others realize the kingdom they live in is not what they thought it was. STARTED 01.22.2023 ──────── ENDED 09.10.2023 @-YOURDEADLYSYN ─ 𝐞𝐬𝐭. 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑

This is the book in which I will put all my oneshots! Tags will be added as stories are. The oneshots in here will either be very good, or very stupid.

Just Hermitcraft Art