(Because I'm having writer's block and it's literally the only thing I could write.
I'll get on with requests when I'll deal with the block. For now enjoy this kabodle of nonsense.)
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Me: Blue you're cross dressing from now.
*Blue walking into the room in a kick ass dress*: Bold of you to assume I already didn't.
Me: Oh, I knew I just wanted to make it official for them.
Me: *Looks into camera like in the office.*
Blue: What the fuck?
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Nightmare likes to sleep on/with people. He even rated everyone he fell asleep on/with on the scale from 1 to 10.
People let him sleep on them because they eather think he looks adorable, know he doesn't sleep much and don't have a heart to wake him up, are intimidated by him and don't want to risk getting killed if they wake him up.
He also likes it when someone sleeps on him.
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Don't ever play hide and seek with Cross. You'll find him a week later behind some cans in the kitchen cabinet.
Only Nightmare can easily find him and that's only because he can sense emotions.
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Lawyer: Of you can stay a night at this house, it's yours. But beware there's a terrible curse-
Passive: Holly shit home ownership? I'm in!
Ghost: Prepare to die!
Passive: OMG even better!
Alternatively:
Passive: I'm going to own this house or die trying.
Passive: Finally a win win situation.
Error: I'm supposed to be the depressed one in this relationship Night.
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Covid-19 pick up lines!
Nightmare: If Corona doesn't take you out... Can I?
Lust: Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me.
Killer: Since all public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.
Dust: Without you my life is as empty as supermarket shelf.
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Error: Raise your hand if you're gay and have a bad eye sight. I'm trying to prove a point to my oculist.
*Dust, Killer, Horror and Nightmare raise their hands.*
Error: I'm happy with the results. We're bonding over not being able to see shit.
Killer: I guess you could say... we're bonding over the fact the we can't see straight.
*Everyone starts laughing.*
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Killer is secretly a huge nerd and I won't be told otherwise.
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Lust: Okay but throwback to my first day in the new school where I didn't know anyone. And this girl just came up to me and said: "You're not straight, are you?"
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FanfictionYeah I'm doing this now. If you want more info go to the first chapter there will be some rules like how to request. Okay? Okay. Let's go! Also take whatever you think is cannon and leave it here because this book ain't about any of that. (Non of th...
