(Thank you for 2K, so here you have some shitposts for being awesome.)
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*Cross is drunk*
Nightmare: Come on, let's get you home.
Cross: I am.
Nightmare: What do you mean?
Cross: I'm with you
Nightmare: ......
*Nightmare dies from to much cuteness.*
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Nightmare: I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
Killer: That's fair.
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Nightmare: Get down from there!
*Error up on the fridge*: No way!
Nightmare: I'm going to call the police!
Error: Go ahead, I'll fight them!
Nightmare: I have cookies!
*Error gets down and grabs cookies*: I totally would've fought them.
Nightmare: I know you would.
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*Classic to Geno and Reaper while they're arguing*: I can't believe you haven't killed each other yet.
Geno: We shared a room together in high school. If we could survive that, we could survive anything.
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Nightmare: Come in to my office so can explain in painstaking detail how much of a dumbass you are.
Killer: Do I have a choice?
Nightmare: No.
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Dream: You're so sweet and cute and precious.
Passive: I AM NOT SWEET! I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS AND VERY PISSED OFF!
Dream: How cute :3
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Dust: I come home form work and you set the spare couch on fire and built a kegerator in the living room?
Blue: Uh, yes?
Dust: Why didn't you wait for me to come home first?
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Dream: Where's your shoe?
Blue: The giant mud puddle down the street demanded a sacrifice.
Dream: God damn it Blue.
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Killer: Who should we go to? Admiral Follows All The Rules Dream, or Admiral Let's Start A War Nightmare?
Colour: Unfortunately, I think we need both.
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Ink: Did you bring us here to die?
Blue: Obviously.
Dream: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
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Dust: Do you even know how to drive this thing?
Killer: Normally, I'd lie and say yes, but considering the fact that I almost flew us into that building, I'm going to assume you know the answer.
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