(Guess what's baaaack?)
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Dream: Why did you kill him?!
Nightmare: I didn't want him alive.
Blue: That's fair.
Dream: How is that fair?!
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Nightmare: I need to go de-stress.
Cross: What are you going to do?
Nightmare: Demolish the living room.
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Killer: Is it hot in here or is it just me.
Dream: It's you, definitely.
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*The Star Sanses break into Nightmare's castle.*
Nightmare: This is the first and the LAST time I give you promotion to break through the wall. And that's only 'cus that was awesome as fuck.
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Dust: I'm so tired.
Papyrus: Of what?
Dust: Dealing with my fake friends.
Papyrus: I'm never fake with you!
Dust: I literally made you up for this conversion.
*Papyrus, fading away*: You're right, you're right.
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*Horror hugs Lust from behind*: I love you.
*Horror whispering into Lust's ear*: But if you eat my fucking leftovers again I'll destroy you.
Lust: Figuratively or literally?
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Killer: Awww~ you like me! Just admit it!
*Passive mumbling*: Maybe I do.
Killer: Haha... Wait, what?
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*Killer does something dangerous/stupid.*
Cross: How haven't you accidentally killed yourself?
Killer: Only good die young.
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*Killer telling Dust his plan on how to annoy Nightmare more.*
Killer: So what do you think? Good idea right?
Dust: Whatever floats your titanic.
Killer: Titanic sank.
Dust: Yeah, just like your IQ did when you came up with that idea.
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Lust: Babe I love you but you need to stop eating so much junk food.
*Horror proceeds to eat a bag of chips without breaking eye contact.*
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Killer: Damn right I'm pretty.
Nightmare: I said petty.
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*After capturing Cross.*
Dream: I can't believe you arrested him out of spite.
Blue: I had probable cause.
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