(I'm running out of ideas so if you have any, feel free to request.)
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Dust: Thank you.
Killer: For what?
Dust: Not being a product of my psychosis.
Killer: Oh! Thank you too then!
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Error: Is your dad a baker? 'Cause your ass is a bun- I mean, you've got a nice bun. or, was the line, "you have a sweet bun"?
Nightmare: .............
Error: Can i try again?
Nightmare: Sure take your time but I'm still gonna fuck you later.
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Dust: Do you ever want to stockpile your own blood over the course of a few years and then just go around and start spreading it everywhere before mysteriously disappearing, leaving suspicious amounts of blood throughout the city and turning your whole town into crime scene which no one can adequately explain outside of somehow being murdered simultaneously at like eight taco bells?
Blue: Are you okay?
Dust: I have never been okay once in my life.
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Killer: Wow, your family is nuts. You should get a new one.
Cross: Yeah, well, that's impossible.
Killer: Not really.
Cross: ???
Killer: You could always start one with me.
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Error: Cross doesn't really need to be protected, I mean I'm still going to fight anyone who thinks it's a good idea to mess up with my baby, but he's capable of anything.
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*The first time Nightmare and Killer met.*
Killer: Hey, I just met you...
Killer: And this is crazy...
Killer: But here's my knife.
Killer: So kill me maybe.
Nightmare: ............
Nightmare: Why are you like this?
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Passive: I'm upset and nothing can cheer me up.
*Dream, bringing Cross into the room*: Nothing?
*Nightmare, fighting back a smile*: Damn it.
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Killer: You know what, underneath it all, you're actually quite nice.
Nightmare: Repeat that disgusting slander again and you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
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Passive: Sir, this is my emotional support Error. I need him.
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Blue: Some people give off a vibe of "Don't fuck with me".
Blue: My vibe is more like “Hey you could pour soup on my lap and I'll probably apologize to you".
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FanfictionYeah I'm doing this now. If you want more info go to the first chapter there will be some rules like how to request. Okay? Okay. Let's go! Also take whatever you think is cannon and leave it here because this book ain't about any of that. (Non of th...
