South Park x reader oneshot

Family-Dad!Craig Tucker × Mom!Reader

No one's pov .

(Y/n) digged in her handbag for her keys , stumbling about and bumping into walls as she reached her apartment door . Dark eyebags could visibly be seen under her eyes from the lack of sleep that she has not been able to recover for the past week due to having more cases popping up recently .

She yawned , trying to stick her key into the keyhole multiple times as her eyesight started becoming dizzy . She had to admit , being a human rights lawyer wasn't a easy job nor was being a mom that had given birth to her newborn daughter just 5 months ago .

"Finally," She muttered , turning the doorknob and entering her home . She dropped her bag onto the ground , pushing the door closed with her foot as the door locked automatically .

'Thank the lord we had that installed.' She thought , untying her messy bun , removing her socks and jacket as she looked around her home for any signs of her lazy husband and her adorable little bun of a daughter .

"Hm, strange . Craig would usually be watching a movie right about now or having the guys over for games and whatnot . "

(Y/N) muttered with confusion as she opened the fridge . She peered inside , checking for any edible looking food that she could eat to fill her mostly empty stomach that had only digested two ham sandwiches and 3 cups of coffee for the entire day . Her eyes scanned through the fridge before landing on a plate of sushi rolls and a sticky note attached to it .

'Seeing as you haven't answered any of my text , I assume you'll be working overtime and knowing your lazy ass , you'll probably only have sandwiches and coffee . Here's some leftovers from the sushi I ordered .

P.s Aren't I a great husband? '

"You sure are Craig but why didn't you leave me some salmon rolls ? You damn know I fucking live for those things."

She muttered , taking the plate in hand and a can of soda before kicking the fridge door closed . She walked towards the dining table , placing the can and plate down as she scanned the room one last time for any signs of her husband and child .

Seeing as the two of them were nowhere in the room , the only options that were left for her was that the two of them were in one of the bedrooms of the apartment .

She picked up a sushi roll and dropped it into her mouth , chewing it with glee as it was her first proper meal of the week . That is , if anybody would even consider just having sushi rolls and a can of soda a 'proper meal' .

After she ate the last roll and drank finish her soda , she left the dining room and walked towards the direction of where her shared bedroom was . She looked at the photos that were hanging on the wall , a small smile on her face as she stared at her wedding photo .

She could still remember how her  friends kept going on and on about how she should've ordered a larger wedding photo , saying that the medium sized photo frame that held her wedding photo with Craig and herself didn't have the romantic feel to it .

(Y/n) trailed her finger against the thin glass layer that separated the photo from her touch , stopping at Craig who had this nervous look on his face as he stared down at her . In turn she looked back at Craig and laughed,  just in time when the camera took the shot of them .

"Had I always looked that retarded ? "

Was what he would always mumble to himself whenever he walked past and spotted the photo , which was really hard to miss for his case since according to him , 'The reason is because you're in it .'

(Y/n) wasn't quite sure what made him say that to her but it was probably the few pick-up lines he had ever used on her and she will admit it , it definitely made her heart flutter with embarrassment and fondness.

"Craig ? Are you in here with our baby by any chance ? "

She whispered , peeking her head through the door and looking in the room . After waiting for a response for a few minutes and receiving none , (Y/n) decided to enter .

(Y/n) felt around her surroundings to find where her bedside lamp was , reason being if her daughter really was in the room then she didn't want to risk waking her up by switching on the main lights .

"I think it was around here somewhere ...  Ah , here it is . "

(Y/n) switched on the lamp , the light brightening a small part of the dim bedroom . A sudden groan was heard from the bed as a pillow was thrown at (Y/n)'s face .

"Turn off the lights you idiot , the baby is still sleeping . "

She rolled her eyes at Craig's muttering,  throwing the pillow back at him as she kneeled on the floor , her body facing Craig who had their daughter lying on the bed with his arms caging her .

'Adorable ...'

She thought , her phone in hand as she secretly took a photo to be used as blackmail material in the future but also as a baby photo of her daughter . She placed her phone on the desktop before she reached to lightly pinch her baby's chubby cheeks and watching her react to the sudden 'attack' by wigging a bit and making cute noises .

A warm feeling filled (Y/n)'s heart as her daughter opened her eyes , revealing  bright (e/c) coloured eyes that went with her black hair . (Y/n) tilted her head slightly , her finger being held tightly in her daughter's tiny little hands as she slowly shut her eyes and went back to sleep .

"Hey Craig ?" She muttered .

"Hm?" Replied a half awake Craig who opened his eyes lazily.

"Love ya . "

"Love you too , now get your ass into bed . It's like 2 am now ."