South Park x reader oneshot

Unlikely Couple - Tweek Tweak

No one's pov.

"You got to be  kidding me Wendy !"

A blond haired girl asked in shocked.

"I'm not kidding you Bebe, rumor has it that (y/n) is actually dating that spazz of a boy! And they've been dating for 4 straight months! No breaks from each other either! "

Two 17 year old girls gossip about the latest rumor, like most girls do. But this gossip wasn't the usual type of gossip, this gossip was about one of their girlfriends dating a boy way out of their league.

Though the particular boy was friends with one of the few popular boys in the school, he was still considered a weirdo boy that most people tend to avoid.

Girls were whispering about the  rumor about the strange relationship between (y/n) and Tweek in the hallways. Boys who heard about the rumors was talking about it in their groups or with their friends.

If Tweek was just dating a random regular girl, both genders wouldn't be talking about this but Tweek was dating a cheerleader. A. Cheerleader.

And he wasn't just dating a random cheerleader, he was dating the one and only (y/n) (l/n). (y/n) (l/n) was a popular cheerleader, sure she wasn't the head cheerleader but she was popular with both genders. She also had the looks to go with her popularity.

In school, whenever she went, it was impossible for girls to not stare at her with envy while some with admiration and boys drooling over her and staring at her with their pervery eyes.

Dating (y/n) (l/n) was like a dream that boys could only dream about and being like her was only a dream girls could only dream about and when rumors spread that she was dating the werido of the spazz, boys were glaring at Tweek whenever they saw him and girls would stare at wonder about how (y/n) could even go ahead and date the least popular guy at school.

" Man Tweek, how did you even get (y/n) to go out with you dude?"

Clyde asked, curiosity linking with it.

"H-how should I, GAH!, know? It just h-happened I guess?"

Tweek Tweak obviously knew how he started dating (y/n), he just didn't want to give his girlfriend any problems about their relationship.

That's right, you heard it. Girlfriend.

The rumors said 4 months but it was actually 2 years. Yep, 2 years.

Surprisingly, it was Tweek that didn't want their relationship to be revealed and not (y/n). She really wanted people in their school to know that they were dating so that the boys would stop hitting on her and asking her out but she really did  loved Tweek and didn't start dating him because of the flirting reason so she respected his wish .

"Dude! Dating one of the hottest girl in school does not just 'happen' out of no where! Do you how lucky you are too! She's one of the few faithful and trustful girls in this school! You struck fucking gold dude!"

Clyde sighed angrily.

"Clyde aren't you dating Bebe right now, she's also one of the hottest girl in school you know and a cheerleader too."

Clyde wanted to retort back to Token but shut his mouth up after he couldn't find anything to retort back with.

"Anyways guys, moving away from girls for a while, what's your next period after lunch. Mines History."

"A-Art"

"WHAT?! Dude, you have 6 periods with (y/n)?! Man, if only I found out earlier we could've switched classes."

Clyde got kneeded in the stomach by obviously Token. Craig Tucker was just sitting, being amused by what he was saying.

"I-I'm going, GAH!, to my c-class now guys."

Time skip ~

School was over and Tweek, like usual, rushed to his family coffee shop. Tweek would be more twitchy than usual cause of the stress his parents would give him and because he was worried (y/n) wouldn't come and see him like she does daily.

To his horror, he hasn't seen or heard her at all while working at the shop which started to worry him.

"Surprise Tweek!"

Tweek screeched in terror from being jumped on.

"Awww come one Tweek."

Tweek sighed in relief that it was just (y/n) jumping on him. It also bought him relief to know that his girlfriend was still alive and not taken away by gnomes.

People in school may not know this but, (y/n) is actually a energetic person when alone with Tweek... Really energetic.

He than felt something soft on his lips. It took him a moment to realize that (y/n) was kissing him. Usually, people would naturally think he would jump back at being touched or even being kissed but instead, he wrapped his hands around (y/n)'s wraist.

They, however, didn't know that they were being watched from people from their school.

"I told you they were dating Kenny!"

"Oh shut it Kyle, yeah yeah yeah. Here's your 20 bucks Kay?"