South Park x reader oneshot

This Isn't The End - Kyle Broflovski X reader 2

Warning : while writing this, I was in cringe land because of what I wrote somewhere at the bottom... It's was really cringe guys, for me at least. I've got inspired by the song this Isn't the end by owl city and  a bit of inspiration from congratulations by Hamilton.
... Yeah...

But pls enjoy it either way or just think to yourself : DAMN this girl is desperate

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(y/n) pov.

'What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck! What in the name of the lord is Kyle doing here?!?'

"Ah! (Y/n), I see you've already meant our new worker. His name is Kyle broflovski and he will be joining you today."

I fight a vein pop out of my head.

'ARE YOU F****** KIDDING ME? THIS PLACE WAS THE ONLY TIME WHERE I GET TO RELAX BUT NOOOOOOOOO SEEMS LIKE GOD IS REALLY DISSING ME TODAY'.

" Big Sis! "

I felt tiny hands wrapped around my legs which started shaking me, almost making me fall. "W-Whoa, kids stop shaking me okay?"

The daycare had a lot of kids to take care of but only 4 workers , excluding Kyle, it may seem like enough people to just take care of kids but when the kids get out of control or having sugar rush, it's like the recreation of pacific rim all over again with the exception of the Kajiu monsters and the Yeagers... The kids are basically like Kajiu's.

"(y/n), why don't you show Mr broflovski how -"

"Yep, I get it Mrs March, don't need to tell me twice."

She nodded her head in approval and went back to take care of the kids in another room.

I looked down and picked up the kids who tried to push me down. "Alright you twins, let's get back to the playroom and then you can introduce yourself to Mr broflovski and I'll give you guys treats if you mess with him" I whispered the last part as the twins started giggling.

I then noticed Kyle's face had a tint of red. 'Da fuck? Hmm, must be starting to have a fever or something'

"Come on Kyle, let's get going while I'm still young and breathing. But it won't be long till I die." I mumbled the last part.
I could've sworn on heard him say something but I was too busy thinking about ways to end my life.

'Let's see, hanging myself ? Nah, overdose on pills? Maybe... You know what, I'll just bleed to death... Yeah, that should be okay...'

"Hey (y/n)? W-Would you like to go on a d-"

"ITS BIG SIS!"

"Oh my lord NOOOOOOOOO...."

A swarm of kids from the playroom pushed me down into the room. "Kidssssss, get off me."
"But we wanna play!!"

I remembered that Kyle was in the room with us. "Oh shit, Kids, meet your Big bro kyle broflovski. He'll be playing with you guys so-"

"Wahhahahah"

Oh shit, the baby's crying.

"Yelp, kids. Kyle will be playing with you guys and I need to tend with baby lily. So you guys now how to welcome our new bro now right?" I smirked.

I walked over to the crib where the baby was. "Shhhhhhhh, it's okay lily it's okay."
"(Y/n)! HELP ME!"

"Oh for fuck sake, Kyle just take them outside to the playground."

It was finally quiet but unfortunately the baby was still crying. 'This is why I don't want to have kids in the future'

Half an hour later ~