South Park x reader oneshot

Gay or European ? - Christophe × Male ! Reader

Note : I can't believe I'm actually doing this ... oh well , what's done is done . Hope you guys like this trash I made and hopefully you guys can excuse any mistakes I made ,oh and , is Christophe even European ?

No one's pov .

Bebe eyes suspiciously at Christophe who was sitting across from her while she ate her lunch . Clyde , curious to what his girlfriend was looking at , he asked her what was on her mind .

"Well , hasn't it come to you that Christophe might be ... gay ? "

Wendy and Red who were sitting beside her choked on their drink while Clyde and Stan stiffed a laugh . Wendy stared at Bebe in shock , "What would make you think that Christophe , of all people , is gay ? " Bebe rolled her eyes at Wendy , "You really want me to tell you the reason ? "

As Wendy nodded her head , Bebe immediately pointed out the obivious .

" There ! Right there ! Look at that tan well tintied skin , look at that killer shape his in ! Look at that slightly , stubly chin . Oh please his gay , totally gay !

" I'm not about to celebrate , every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate . This guy's not gay , I say not gay ! "

Bebe glared at Clyde as he protested against her belief , I mean who would ?

That is the elephant in the room , well , is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume is automatically radically fey ?

"But look at his quoft and crispy locks , look at his silk translucent socks . "

"There's the eternal paradox , look what we're seeing . "

"What are we seeing ? "

"Is he gay  ? "

"Of course his gay ! "

"Or European ! "

Bebe took a thought to process before agreeing , Red and Stan were starting to agree but Wendy was still on the edge .

" Ohhhhh .... "

They all look towards where Christophe was sitting at as they tired to find some sort of evidence that he was either gay or straight or maybe even being European .

Gay or European ? It's hard to guarantee ,is he gay or European ?

"Wait guys , does he even have a boyfriend if he is gay ? " Once they heard what Stan said , they immediately look at him as if he had the answer . Sadly , he didn't and he put his hands up in his defence .

"Well hey don't look me ! "

"You see , they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports , they play peculiar sports ! "

In shiny shirts and tiny shorts ! Gay or foreign fella ? The answer could take weeks !

" What does this have to do with European ? Yeah sure they both say things like "ciao bella" , while they kiss you on both cheeks ."

"Oh please ! " Bebe rolled her eyes at Wendy's explanantion .

Gay or European ? So many shades of grey  .

" Wendy , girl , your forgetting that depending on the time of day , the french go either way ."

Red told her , in which , Wendy could only groan but deep inside , she was also curious in whether Christophe was gay or European .