South Park x reader oneshot

Who said confessing had to be on Valentine's ?- Tweek Tweak

This was why he hated parties , it was always too loud for him . He followed behind Token and Craig as they entered Bebe's house and the strong scent of beer struck him , almost making him choke . But it didn't affect the other two boys , most likely because they made frequent vists to parties while Tweek didn't .

The moment they entered the house though , the three boys instantly spilt up . Craig going to find Stan's cousin , Token finding his soon-to-be finacee while Tweek immediately headed to the backyard as he pushed , maybe 3 or 4 people down to the floor , his way through . Once he made it to the backyard , he took a seat on a swing he spotted near a tree .

'Must be from when Bebe was still in elementary ... She wouldn't mind if I took a seat ... Right ? '

He took a few minutes to get the beer smell out of his system before he took a deep breathe of the fresh crisp air around him . Damn , it felt great . It was silent for a moment , if you exclude the music and noise coming from the inside , before he felt a hand touch his shoulder .

"What the FUCK !?! "

Tweek fell out of the swing , was that a zombie or something that touched him ?

"Woah ,woah , sorry there friend . Didn't meant to scare the shit out of you , my apologies  "

Tweek looked to see who it was but the moment he saw who it was , he felt his heart skip a beat and his face warming up . It was (Y/n) ... Well fucked . There was silence for a second before (Y/n) broke it .

"Wait ... aren't you Tweek Tweak . The guy who always hangs around Craig , Token and Clyde ? Man , you look even more cute in person . Oh and btw , cool costume. "

Tweek thanked the lord that it was dark so that she couldn't see the bright blush he had on his face . As he tried to find words to say , (y/n) plop herself down beside him and gave him a small smile . A thought struck Tweek though .

"Ar-Aren't you suppose to b-be enjoying the par-party ? "

"This may surprise you but I hate parties , but not many people know that so yeah , here I am at the party Bebe is holding . Besides that , I just can't breathe the air in that house , it 's comtaminated with the scent of beer and what not . And who knows ... "

(Y/n) scooted closer to Tweek as she whispered the last part to him while almost made him choke on his saliva .

"... Maybe a certain someone is getting it on in a closet , if you know what I mean . "

(Y/n) gave out a light laugh as she watched Tweek suggling to take it all in . But all Tweek could think of was 'How the hell did she know Craig was after Stan's cousin ? '

"I have my ways Tweek . Don't give me that confused look , you were speaking out loud just now . Anyways , wanna enjoy this 'peace' with me as we relax and chit chat ? "

Time skip ~

Both of them chatted for what seemed like an hour before Craig stumbled towards them , drunked as fucked . (Y/n) noticed a slap mark on his face , which look like it was recieved recently,  tears rolling of his cheeks and a beer bottle in his hand . It basically said this , ' I just got dumped ' but in Craig's case , it was ' I got rejected by my long time crush and is now drinking my sorrow away . '

She nudged Tweek and directed him to where Craig was standing . Tweek's eyes widened as he went to see whether he was alright and walking him to take a seat on the ground without Craig falling on his face . It took him some time to get Craig tell them what happened while he kept sobbing and drinking beer .

It turns out that Craig saw his crush making out with someone else in Bebe's parents bedroom . He also seemed to have drank more then 15 bottles of beer in a span of an hour while Tweek was having a great time with (Y/n) . Luckily though , Clyde called Tweek and told him that he was outside the house waiting for them , this told Tweek that he had to leave and bring a drunk Craig to the car .

But it also meant that he couldn't spend more time with (Y/n) which really saddened him . He told her if she could help him carry Craig outside to Clyde's car , in which she agreed to , as she wanted to see how a drunk Craig acted . But before they would even take a step into the house , they spotted a person dressed up as red riding hood standing in their way . Tweek and (Y/n) couldn't tell who it was , since the person was dressed up in a costume but Craig could .

Craig immediately tried to run towards the person when he spotted the person . Craig jumped into the person's arms as he sobbed quietly in their arms . Tweek told a moment to see who it was before his eyes widened .

"W-Wait a minute , aren't you - "

"Yeah , yeah I am . I'm Craig's 'crush' it seems , why don't you two head back home first , I'll drive Craig back later . "

(Y/n) could only watch and listen in confusion before she watched Craig being carried away , probably to the couch or the bedroom .

"So ... that was Craig's crush ? Man does she have taste . I can see why he likes her . "

(Y/n) asked as she and Tweek walked out to the frontyard . Tweek responded with a nod as they saw Clyde in his car with a excited look on his face as he chatted with Token .

"Well , I guess I'll see you back at school . I really enjoyed my time here , looks like my time wasn't wasted after all . Hope we can hang out again sometime . You on ? "

"Yeah , we should . "

"Great ! I'll give you my number and we can text about the details later ! "

She said with a smile on her face . She wrote down her number on his hand and told him again that she can't wait for them to hang out again . Tweek said his goodbye and entered the car , waving back at her as they drove off . But if he had looked closer , he would've saw her waving back at him with not only a smile but also with a light blush .

And if he had looked a little bit longer , he would've saw her jump with excitement and joy .

Looks like Valentine wasn't the only day for romance to happen .