South Park x reader oneshot

Not Like Any Other Girl - Clyde Donovan

Clyde burned a bright red.

"I don't Tweek, I only see her as a friend. Nothing else."

"So the girl problem you were having was your crush on (Y/n) ? Should've known from the way you looked at her with those eyes of yours. You've been staring at her the entire time she was sitting with us."

Craig's words struck Clyde like a lightning bolt.

" W-Wait w-what ?! Your saying I've been staring at her the entire time like a pedo and I didn't even noticed ?! "

" Yep "

" P-Pretty much Clyde "

" Now she's gonna start thinking that your a creep now Clyde. Good job my man."

The three boys each replied.

Clyde slammed his head onto the table.

" Great, now I'll never have a chance with her. She'll think of me as a weirdo now. "

" Wait a minute, Clyde. Aren't you still dating Bebe ? "

Clyde lifted his head and gave Token a 'What the fuck did you just say' look before realization hit him.

Clyde Donovan was still dating Bebe Steven.

Clyde groaned in frustration as he once again slammed his head onto the table.

That was the problem that was bugging him in his head, that was the reason why he still haven't asked (Y/n) out and that was the reason why Clyde has been sighing in the entire time.

Bebe Steven was still his current girlfriend.

"Oh dude your right. No wonder Clyde hasn't man up and confess his 'undying' love for (Y/n), his sadly still dating Bebe..."

Craig noticed that Clyde's attention wasn't on him.

"So that means other guys such as, oh I don't know, Kyle broflovski have a chance with her. The lucky guy could take (Y/n)'s first times like I oh don't know..."

Craig's words trailed off again as he noticed Stan and Wendy making out. That gave him a motivation for Clyde.

" Taking her... First kiss..."

That got his attention.

" Cuddling with her... "

Token knew where this was going so he decided to join in on the fun.

"Yeah Clyde and that lucky man might even... Take her to bed if you know what I mean..."

It took some time before Tweek caught on.

"Y-Yeah man, that lucky guy might even m-marry her someday and might even start a family with her ."

All those words started to pile up in Clyde's mind.

First kiss ?

Cuddling ?

Taking her to bed ?

Marry and start a family together ?

It sounded like a plan for most guys who liked a girl.

Sure Clyde wouldn't mind someday marrying Bebe and all... But something just thinking think of her as a... Potential love interest.

In his eyes, he only saw her as a sister or even a best friend.

Everyone in school knew that Clyde was a crybaby sometimes and Bebe would even hate Clyde for that.

Imagine, Bebe Steven, the popular girl in school, a cheerleader, have almost all the boys bow down to her, date a crybaby ? It'll definitely make a dent in her reputation during high school.