Sean and Dardy's HLC: Vascilluxes, Psychuses and Morgors

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EXPLANATION CHAPTER!!!

SEAN AND DARDY'S

HAPPY LITTLE CORNER PRESENTS...

VASCILLUX, PSYCHUS AND MORGORS

DARDY: Hello, Sers and Ladies of the Seven Continents!

SEAN: Welcome to this little chapter kung saan kami magdidiscuss ng mga cute and random things--

DARDY: Like the funny weather

SEAN: Like your teacher's fancy hair

DARDY: And our eternal handsomeness and awesomeness. *Winks*

SEAN: This is

DARDY: Sean

SEAN: And Dardy's

TOGETHER: Happy Little Corner...!

*bows and AUDIENCE claps*

HAPI: (sisilip mula sa gilid ng stage) Uh, narinig ko pangalan ko--? Bakit--?

SEAN: Shoo, baby boy. Hindi ikaw ang tinawag namin.

AZRIELLE: (Mula sa loob.) Happy, hindi Hapi! At bumalik ka na dito huhugasan mo pa ang mga plato!

SEAN: *clears throat* Okay, minna-san! Sorry for that little commercial. So now, we're going to explain about a few stuff such as Morgors and Vascilluxes. Ready, Dardy?

DARDY: Always ready, Seany. So people, ano nga ba ang VASCILLUX, PSYCHUS and MORGORS? Let's get to know them.

SEAN: VASCILLUX ang tawag for people with 'supernatural ability'. Yun ang term na naisip itawag ng mga ninuno namin thousaaands of years ago para sa aming uri. Kasi technically, yun ang pinakatamang term. 

DARDY: Because people, although we have the ability to do supernatural things, hindi naman kami lahat wizards--

SEAN: Or witches.

DARDY: Or shaman.

SEAN: Ninja.

DARDY: Shinigami.

SEAN: Druids.

DARDY: Or a Yokai.

*Plays Yokai themesong in the background*

SEAN: Thanks, DJ. Some of us might be wizards or whatever.

DARDY: But not all of us are wizards or whatever. Kahit may mga supernatural abilities kami, hindi lahat sa amin ay marunong mag-magic. Or tumawag ng spirito mula sa kabilang buhay.

SEAN: Or tumawag at mag-control ng Yokai. Gets?

DARDY: So in short, VASCILLUX (plural form: Vascilluxes/Vascillixia) is a GENERAL TERM for humans who have supernatural natural abilities. Hindi kami imortal, but we are capable of superhuman feats: such as flying, making weird but effective potions, summon weapons and others. Pwede nga ring ang ability nila is to stretch and control their hair like a whip.

AUDIENCE: Ouch!

SEAN: Or make terrible jokes na mapapatawa ka whether you like it or not. Called the Humorei Inivitabilis.

AUDIENCE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

DARDY: Or make bombs out of their boogers. Noseferatei Exploderis.

AUDIENCE: Ewwwwwww!

SEAN: Ang mga Vascillux ay may taglay na tinatawag na Psychus. PSYCHUS can both mean:

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