A/N HeY GuYs, HeRe's My NeW bOoK. vOtE n CoMmEnT pLz.
I woke up and stretched, getting out of bed and going to the mirror. I looked at myself.
Heavenly blue eyes, long, silky brunette hair and a curvy figure looked back at me.
"I am one fucking piece of absolute shit," I muttered to myself. I picked up a pair of denim high waisted shorts and that top that shows ur tummy, pulling them on and trudging downstairs.
Mum was in the kitchen, fixing me some breakfast.
"Honey u look amazing babe," she said.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP MUM STOP LYING YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" I yelled back. She giggled, unaffected by my cursing and rudeness towards her. Lazy mother.
"Off to school now, bye bye!" She said.
"But you were making me breakfast, aren't I allowed to eat it?" I say. She shrugs and pushed me out the door.
(A/N something good will happen soon!)
I walk to the bus stop and get on the bus, taking a seat next to some hot, mysterious guy.
"Hey," he says conviviality (just to chuck a long word in there).
"Hey," I drool. He's so hot! He has dark, scruffy hair and AMAZING clothes. But that's all the description I'll give coz can't be bothered to write more.
(A/N get ready!!!)
"I love you," he suddenly whispered.
"I love you too!" I replied. We embrace in a long, 'passionate' kiss until we arrive at school.
I step out of the bus and look towards me at the school gates.
And there's One Direction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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