Ok, before we begin I want to let you know I made an Instagram account specially for Wattpad (because I f***ing wanted to) and it's called jadeyy800 (that's jadeyy with TWO y's!). I did have twitter but it was so boring to use! So yeah, go follow me because I'm going private in two days! And then you'll get the chance to read little sneak peaks into chapters and see when I'm going to update (date AND time!)
Now I have a small array of rants/things I can't describe but are still awesome and relatable.. Here goes!
This one was sent to me by Donuts3132 and it's not exactly a rant but more a description:
So, you know those girls in stories, and how authors go into a LOT of detail in describing them? Well, there's this trend going on with hair color.
Black hair- Innocent/Quiet
Brown hair- Curious/Mousy
Blonde- Beautiful/Vain
Red- Reckless/Adventurous
Pink- Spunk/Rebel
Purple- Mysterious/Scary
White- Ruling/Leader
Green- Cunning/Tricky
Blue- Peaceful/Strong
Of course there are more, but if I list all the hair color stereotypes, we'd be here forever! This goes, once again, ANYTHING can be stereotyped, from hair colors to clothing.
It's just so accurate when you put it in a list! That's exactly how people describe characters!
So thank you VERY, VERY much to
Donuts3132 for sending me that! It's truly amazing!
Okay, have I added this next one or not, I don't know. If I have then that's super embarrassing, if not enjoy this (kinda short) accurate rant by @whovian3135!
Okay, I'm not sure if you've done this rant before or not, but the main characters ALWAYS have a girl. It's most likely a girl or its twins, one girl one boy. Sometimes even triplets, but even then, two girls, one boy.
Our human population must be pretty full of girls by now if this was happening in real life. To be honest, I prefer it when they have a son. I'd rather have a son than a daughter.
Thank you VERRYYY much for sending me that!
And who agrees? Actually, this is kinda the opposite in real life since aren't China having too many boys and not girls? You see how that changed the population, so imagine having all those girls!
#GirlPower
#GirlsRule
#WhoRunTheWorld?
#Girls!
#TooManyHashtags
Okay I'll stop now.
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#SorryNotSorry
Well that's all the rants I've been sent, so I'm just gonna rant about some random shiz I wanna get off my chest. You can listen if you wanna, but if you don't wanna, go and follow me on Instagram! If you don't have Instagram then download it NOW! (Please?)
Boys. Boys boys BOYS. Annoying little shits who use you, lie, deceive and pretend. Not all boys I know, so don't kill me in the comments, but recently I've been having trouble with one (it's over now if you were wondering. We now officially hate each other and he thinks I'm a slag, a slut and a stuck up bitch! Ah, boys).
But yeah, I got a bit tired of correcting his spelling and shitty grammar so he's clearly not the one for me (not that I'm looking for a boyfriend anyway - I'd rather concentrate on school, thank ya very much!). What a complete d!ck. Ugh! I hate him so so much!
Lol, I'm just rambling now.
And I just said lol.
Lol.
Why can't my hair have more volume!? Why do I have to go to the dentist soon!?
I just had to say that!
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Thank you so, so, so much for reading! The story Behind The Scenes is a work in progress, but I'm sad to say I've lost motivation for it so I'm really not sure :(
Please forgive me! I feel horrible!
Thank you so VERY much for reading and follow me on Instagram <3
Jadey❤❤❤
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Wattpad Rants
Random(While you read through, there may be changes in the way I set out my work etc.) Welcome to my Wattpad Rants! These chapters will include the things I find annoying about Wattpad, but may have other things in too. You can have your own rant in here...
