Day 4 of Hetalia Christmas
Author-Chan: *grabs a Walmart cart* Okay, c'mon, leggo.
France: *groans* Why, do I have zo come?
Author-Chan: Cuz I needed an adult.
France: Zo, me?
Author-Chan: Well, I actually wanted Norway to come with me, but he had to go bedazzle his unicorn.
France: Zounds Legit.
Author-Chan: *checks Christmas list* Urm...
France: Come on! I'm freezing my Jingle Bells off!
Author-Chan: We're inside.
France: I'm still cold. >:-(
Author-Chan: Primadonna.
France: Primadonna girl! YEAH! ALL I EVER WANTED WAS THE WORLD.
Author-Chan: CAN'T HELP THAT I NEED IT ALL!!!
People in Walmart: *gives us the most judgmental face EVA!*
France: Leggo!!
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*brought to you by Spain's Nutcrackers* Shake Shake Shake Señora!
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Author-Chan and France: *Walking around and sees Santa*
France: Gonna get on Santa's lap?
Author-Chan: *looks at Santa* France, I am fourteen! I'm a bit too old for that. *walks off*
*few minutes pass by *
Author-Chan: *struggles to put big present in cart* Hey, France? A little help. *looks up*
France: *in Santa's lap and acting like a little kid*
Santa: *so terrified*
Author-Chan: Poor Finland....
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Author-Chan and France: *Walking pass Victoria's Secret*
France: *stops and pulls Author-Chan into that retched store*
Author-Chan: *sees lingerie* EEEEKKK! MY LITTLE GIRL INNOCENCE!!! *covers eyes with hands and goes in to a corner*
France: Ohohohohon!
Author-Chan: *quivering from the music and starts to hallucinate because of the heavy perfume fumes*
France: *looks at the "clothing"* I should get some for Anglettere...
Author-Chan: *nosebleeds*
France: *starts to buy the "clothing" for England*
Author-Chan : *faints from blood loss and perfume fumes*
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Boon Boon Boop.
On the first day of Hetalia Christmas, Author-Chan gave to me Nation's Christmas Carols.
One the second day of Hetalia Christmas, Author-Chan gave to me a Finland and a Nation's Christmas Carols.
On the third day of Hetalia Christmas, Author-Chan gave to me Christmas Headcannons, a Finland, a Nation's Christmas Carols.
On the fourth day of Hetalia Christmas, Author-Chan gave to me a massive nosebleed, Christmas Headcannons, a Finland, and a Nation's Christmas Carols.
And that's the end of the song for now!
So, request me (if you want) what you want from me. (As long as it is Christmas themed)
(You can PM me, or put it on my board thingy or put it in the comments)
I wanna know what you want. :-)
Soooooooooo, that's it.....
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
(SPAIN'S NUTCRACKERS THO!)
Get it. He cracks nuts. Especially, Romano's....
Spamano, anybody?
Kekekeke..*nosebleed*
*passes out from blood loss, again*
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