I just wanted to say
1. Thank you for the reads,comments, voteees!
2. You have made me feel very confident with my writing.
3. Thanks for the private messages. (You know who you are! *hug*)
4. I am Mutha-bleepin' hungry! (The first time I wrote this it said Hungary :-P)
Anyways getting to the point. You guys all know I'm insane. I'm half insane and all Hispanic. So that just makes me crazier*shrugs awesomely* I mean I talk to myself. I daydream about the destruction of the world. Sometimes, I fake cry just in case my family dies. Other times, I plan out their murder. JK, JK, but seriously if that doesn't scream crazy, I don't know what does. I can act normal and quiet but what's the fun in that?I'm here to LIVE! (But in a law-abiding, safe environment)
Anyways a lot of crazy things go through my mind. So, I decided to do a chapter on my randomness and Hetalia randomness. So, here ya go!
Warning: This might cause trama. (I am crazy.....) Also might have some cussing...whoops?
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1. I always wanted to see the Nordic 5 dancing in star war outfits.
Can't you just picture it?
Denmark: *in Dark Vader Outfit* Okay, Nordics, let's do this!
Norway: *in princess Leila outfit* Why, am I the girl?!
Iceland: *in Jabba the Hut outfit* Bish please, everybody knows you have a girly figure! Well, at least in the fandom you do!
Norway, Denmark, Sweden: Huuuuuh???
Iceland: Nevermind, you can't see what I can! *somehow struts fabulously in that fat suit*
Finland: *in Han Solo outfit* Icey, you just broke the fourth wall!
Sweden: *in Chewbacca outfit* N't 'gi'n! (not again)
Denmark: No time! They're coming! All right blondies! TIME TO DANCE!
Nordics 5: Dances like-erm- like some fabulous and famous dancer. (Who the pickle is a famous dancer???!)
Denmark: *stops dancing* I am now the ruler of the galaxy!
Sweden: *Chewbacca noises that nobody except Chewbacca and Sweden can make, apparently. *
Denmark: *turns to Norway* Luke * heavy breathing* I am your father!
Iceland: *gasp* Your my father! Damn it Norway, how am I now just finding out who I am actually related to! *stops grooving to 'I got the moves like Jabba' and storms off*
Norway: *Slaps Denmark dramatically* You are not my daddy! *runs after Icey baby*
Denmark: I just lost my two brothers/sons... *sad Danish face*
Sweden: *still dancing like a majestic ballerina *
Finland: *Dancing with Sweden like a FREAK*
This is why you are in that Fail Brothers Trio thingy!
Denmark: Shut up! You dance weirdly!
Finland and Sweden: We dancin- *poses* like nobody's watchin! *goes back to dancing*
Denmark: Everybody is watching! The nations, the bosses, the fans!!
Iceland: *shouts far away* You just broke the Fourth Waaaalll!
Denmark: This isn't fun anymore! I don't know why author made us do this! *tries to take helmet off*
Author (me) : Cuz I can!
Denmark: Oh great! Now I'm hearing voices! *tries to take off helmet again* Uhhh! *It won't come off* Guys this helmet is stuck! It won't come off!!
Author, Sweden, and Finland: That's what Norway said!
Norway: ......Wut :-|
Denmark: *whines* Wahhhhh! I'm stuck with a helmet FOREVER!!!
Iceland: Hahaha, I wonder what the fans will say?
Nordic 5, Author, and fans: ICEY, YOU BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!!! AGAIN!
Iceland: Whoops.... I GOT THE MOVES LIKE JABBA!
Nordic 5: *all dances at the end like those Indian Movies where the characters all dance because it's an Indian Movie*
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That was so freakin random. Ohhhh, I'm weird! Hahaha. Anyways I made this pretty short... I vill do a lot of zhe random ones but zhey vill be short!
I really enjoyed this, it made me laugh. Should I do another one?? Who should it be about? Yoooouuuu Decide!
(Kolkolkolkolkol)
Author: Bad Russia, bad, you can not just steal someone's chapter!
Russia: Sorry, can I finish this chapter though?
Author: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, da!
Russia: Hope you like it and comment, vote or I will come find yoooouuuu!!!
Author and Russia: Hope ya like it and Happy Readings, da!?
*Chewbacca noises*
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