Everything is Hetalia

England Headcannons

Iggy is here!!!! (I-G-G-Y my name in gold.)
Okay fifty headcannons coming up. This is all mine, if you want to use them, credit meh! Some of these are sad and some are sarcastically funny.
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1. Am I a hypocrite? I feel like I can be.

2. Your problems are yours. I wil only help when you become my problem.

3. Um, it's called tough love, mate.

4. I'm a warrior, so I will knock you down. However, I am also a gentleman, so I will help you up.

5. Magic is real. You just got to believe.

6. I will never admit this out loud, but I am proud of my colonies.

7. Everybody knows that I'm one of the most impressive nations in war.

8. I am too sophisticated and proper for your silly, little, games.

9. You are telling the idiot what to do? That means you're a fool as well.

10. I have to move on....

11. My dream was to make myself important to history.

12. Ha! Who's laughing now?! Hmph, not you.

13. I'm not cynical. I'm just pointing out the flaws!

13. You have such a great talent of pointing out the obvious!!!

14. I have tried to make friends but they all ignore me. I should just give up....

15. It really does hurt, when people insult my cooking.

16. I know that you need me to be strong, but I just can't do it anymore.

17. I gave you my word. And I plan to keep it.

18. No promises, but I'll try. For you.

19. I used to love rain. Now I'm bored of it.

20. I'm weak!?? Then, you obviously don't know me.

21. Violence is the only way to peace. Unfortunately.

22. Unlike some countries, I have my head on right.

23. I will fight! Even if I have to kill my own blood.

24. Don't underestimate me. You'll regret it.

25. I work better alone, anyways!

26. I can't....I can't do it! Why must this happen?

27. Fight me with honor and prove your worth!

28. The fire in me shall never be extinguished.

29. I will follow my path. To the end.

30. I understand why you did that. Nonetheless, I can not forgive you for what you've done.

31. What is happening!? This war has poisoned us all!

32. This dawn is too quiet. I don't like it.

33. Achieve your goal. And then reward yourself with a drink!

34. Logic, reason, and common sense are all important in this world.

35. It's sad that mortals tend to just see the surface.

36. I am lonely.

37. I am more merciful than you think.

38. I try not to think about it, but I do regret the horrid things I've done.

39. Aren't we all ignorant?

40. I may not have the fancy lights or the romantic atmosphere, but I do have a strong government and army. Ha!

41. When I succeeded, I celebrate with some ale.

42. I love Halloween! Especially, the movies!

43. This place is full of wankers!

44. I can't believe I used to want to be like France! I must have been a stupid child.

45. I know that I can seem emotionless, but I don't know any other way to say 'I love you'

46. I won't say it, but i'm glad that I you saved me.

47. Almost there! Just a few more steps.

48. I am proud of what i've made.

49. Hard work and determination can get you far.

50. I am only scared of one thing. And that's losing my loved ones.

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Ello', mate! Kekekeke. Anyways, comment, vote, read, and BE BRITISH!
Hope you like it and Happy Readings!