Author: Hey, weirdos! I'm with Germany.
Germany: *politely* Hallo!
Author: And Pr-
Prussia: *loudly* ME! ZHE AWESOME ME WHO IZ ZHE KING OF EVERYBODY! ZO ZUCK IT LOZERS!
Germany: *sighs* Bruder...
Author: Aww, family memories.
Prussia: Ja, most of zhe time I'm zoo drunk to remember vhat ve do together. SO NOW IT'Z BROZHER FUN ZIME! KESESESESESESE!
Germany: *sighs* Honestly, zometimes I can't believe zhat i'm related zo you.
Prussia: *hurt* :-O RUDE!
Author: Oh Prussia, you just got burned!
Germany: Like zoast!
Germany and Author: LIKE ZOAST! *high-fives*
Prussia: *le shrug* Vhateva! Can jou just zell 'em vhat ve are doing!
Germany: Mad, bro?
Prussia: Can ve just finish zhis! I'm missing Zhe Kardashianz!
Germany: You vatch zhat?
Author: Dude, zhat show iz zoooo fake!
Prussia: Ja! I do! I'm not ashamed!
Germany and Author: Ermm...
Prussia: Vhat! It iz dramatic!
Germany and Author: Nothing, nothing!
Author: Anyways, I decided to do a question thingy! I will ask you ten questions about your bruder and you have to get them correct. Whoever gets the most correct, wins!
Germany and Prussia: Vhat do ve vin?
Author: Uhhh *looks around* uhhh...
Germany: You didn't plan zhis game out, didn't you?
Author: I didn't plan this chapter out at all!
Prussia: KESESESESESESE!
Author: Oh! Your reward is MORE FANGIRLS!!!!
Germany: More?! I already have enough to make an army!
Prussia: I vould like zhat. :-)
Germany: Bruder...??
Prussia: Vhat?! I'm not in every epizode like jou und I get most of zhe attention from zhe fandom!
Author: Then it's settled. Your prize is more fangirls and the fangirls' love!
Germany and Prussia: Coolio!
Author: LET BEGIN!
Author: What is your bruder's favorite drink?
Germany and Prussia: Beer. :-)
Author: Correcto!
Author: What is your bruder's favorite ships?
Germany: Prussia's is Spamano and FrUk and RomBul.
Author: Correct. Prussia?
Prussia: Hmm....Germany's is Ameripan und GerIta!
Author: ?? You ship GerIta?
Germany: Loud and Proud!
Author: Okaaaaayyy. What is your bruder's favorite food?
Germany: Prussia's is wurst.
Author: Nope!
Germany: Vhaaaaa?
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Everything is Hetalia
FanfictionWARNING THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE NORMAL. THIS BOOK WILL CHANGE YOU. This Book has: Headcannons Facts Interviews Random Chapters Sad Chapters Truths and Dares Oneshots Poems Gays Ships Straight Ships All Ships Some Death German Sparkle...
