Day 5 of Hetalia Christmas
Author-Chan: *in her room, listening to Hello Bi+ches *
*it's quiet as Author-Chan is semi-interested*
SUDDENLY...
KOREA!
Korea: *bust down door*
HELLO BITCHES!
Author-Chan: *startled and drops phone*
Korea: Whatcha listenin' tooo?
Author-Chan: KP-
Korea: Hey! Can I feel your breast?
Author-Chan: Uh, Newl!
*silence*
Korea: Wanna feel my breast?
Author-Chan: You don't have breast.
Korea: Breast was invented in Korea.
Author-Chan: Uh, nooo. Humans-
Korea: Humans were invented in Korea.
Author-Chan: Korea-
Korea: Korea was invented in Korea.
Author-Chan: :/
Korea: Whassup?
Author-Chan: listening to music
Korea: Music was invented in Korea.
Author-Chan: Nu-
Korea: *starts telling Author-Chan what was invented in Korea*
Korea: This Chapter was invented in Korea.
Author-Chan: :-| You just broke the Fourth Wall.
Korea: The Fourth Wall was-
Author-Chan: Yeah, yeah, invented in Korea.
Korea: Nu. I was going to say that the Fourth Wall has been broken...by countless of other Authors.
Author-Chan: Oh...well-
Korea: Wells were invented in Korea.
Author-Chan: *sighs* Okai, can I just go back to my KPOP, K-
Korea: KPOP was invented in Korea
Author-Chan: That's...actually...the truth.
Korea: The truth was invented in Korea.
Author-Chan: So, you're telling me that everything is invented in Korea.
Korea: The truth will set you free *does majestic bird calls*
Author-Chan: Everything?
Korea: Yeppers! Well, except Fireworks...Hong Kong beat us to that...*insert sad Korean face*
Author-Chan: :-/
Hong Kong: This literally has nothing to do with Christmas. :-|
*silence*
Hong Kong: Leggo get some pizza!
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