Author: Uhhhhhh! I'm dying!!!! Urghhhh! *turning slightly green*
Romano:Shuddup!
Author: Excuse me! *oh no she didn't! *
Romano: You're excused. *troll face*
Author: *oh yes she did*
Author: I FEEL LIKE CRAP! URGHHH! *passes out on the bed*
England: Is she okay?
America: I dunno man, one minute she was complaining and now she is limp.
England: if only you would do that....
America: :-| seriously?!!
Canada: I think she's dead....
Author:uhhhh...
America: hey guys I once watched an episode of some show. And this guy liked pooped his pants and died.
The world: ?????
Author: *dying* bleh!
England: Do you watch the Telly drunk?
America: Shuddup
Author: Ahhhh! I'm dying!
America: Dudes if she dies, then we have no more depressing but well-written One-shots anymore. *winks*
England: *looks to the camera* Who on Earth are you winking to?
France: Ahh! Author-chan is dying!! What do we do?! *runs in circles, speaking rapid French*
Author: *whispers* France come here...
France: *somewhat dizzy and walks towards the dying but beautiful author* O-oui?
Author: come closer...
France: * Gets all up in Author's face* Y-yes...
Author: France, you got to do something for me....
France: Anything....
Author: You need.... you need....
World: He needs what?!!!!
Author: You need to shave.... *slaps France in the face before dying*
Everybody: ...........???
England: :-)
America: :-/
France: :-(
Fans: :- S Well that just happened....
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Author: HEY EVERYBODY GUESS WHAT!!!!
Norway: Author, you have the caps lock on...
Author: :-( Shut up Norway! NOBODY LIKES YOU!
Norway: *hurt expression* B-but...
Author: * shock expression* Oh My Gosh! I'm sorry baby! I didn't mean to put the caps lock on! It was a mistake!
Norway: I'm leaving... *leaves me for Denmark*
Author: NOOOO! BABY! COME BACK! IT WAS A MISTAKE! WAHHHH!
Norway: *not coming back!*
Author: NOOO!!! well at least my OTP happened.
Iceland: so what were you saying?
Author: *already forgotten* huh?
Iceland:WHAT WERE YOU SAYING!
Author: *gasp* Iceland did you accidentally press the caps lock key?
Iceland: NO! :-)
Author: :-| Anyways.... I got two hours of sleep soooo I'm actually crazier than usual.
Iceland: One time, I thought I had a mustache.
Author: Don't try to be a man, Iceland.
Iceland: Someone is grumpy.
Author: Look who's talkin?
Iceland: whadda ya mean?
Author: I mean you're the grumpy, Moody one..
Iceland: *frown* no I'm not
Author: Yes you are
Iceland: Na, I'm not
Author: Ja, you are
Author and Iceland: start bickering like Teenagers, cuz that's what we are. :-)
Iceland: Author, you're fighting with a fictional character.
Author: What?
Iceland: *disappears*
Author: Double What?!
Denmark: What happened?
Author: Iceland disappeared...
Denmark: *eyes widened and backs away slowly*
okaaaaayyy....
Author: Don't back away from me!
Denmark: *scared* B-but you're crazy...
Author: I know what I saw! *pauses and fears for her sanity* At least I think I did...
Denmark: Good thing I'm not real.... *sighs in relief*
Author: huh?
Denmark: *disappears*
Author: Why is everybody dissapearing?!!! *walks away and finds Finland*
Finland: Moi, Moi Mothertrucker!
Author: *drops down on kneews and starts hugging Finny* Finland *sniff, sniff * Will you dissapear?!
Finland: *disappears*
Author: *falls on her face and smoothly gets back up* huh? *looks around*
Author: NOBODY IS HERE!!!
Camera: *close ups on Author's beautiful face*
Author: * sees camera* Ahh!!!
Author: *starts running and turns off the lights*
Camera: *somehow turns on lights on and follows Author*
Camera: *finally corners Author and comes even closer*
Author: *screams and backs herself against the wall* (well this is it, I'm going to die from a camera.... I didn't think it would end li- Oh do I smell waffles!?!)
Camera: *comes closer and squished Author to death*
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Author: The end!
Poland: Like, how come everybody dies and you get squished to death by a camera?
Author: *grabs out her Harry Potter wand and points it at Poland*POLAND DISAPPEAR!
Poland: *disappears and the only thing left is Poland's fake blond weave*
Russia:* reads Author's awesome story* I like you :-)
Author: Aww, I like you too :-)
Russia and Author: *Maniac laughing and runs off into the grave- erm- sunset. *
Camera: i will always be here...hehehehehehe
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