Everything is Hetalia

Ships

Iceland: Okay, so everybody has been asking Author-Chan what her favorite ships are. She told me she didn't want to do it, sooo I'm going to ask her while secretly holding Camera.

Camera: :-D

Iceland: Let's do this.
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Iceland: *goes in to Author-Chan's room and sets the camera in a hidden place* There!

Iceland: *tries to get out but almost falls because of my messy room*

Author-Chan: Vhat are jou doing. *walks in while wearing  Prussia cosplay outfit thing.*

Iceland: *stares at Author-Chan* What are you doing?

Author-Chan: Honoring my awesomeness!

Iceland: I...what...whatever!
Go change!
*hands Author-Chan some clothes*

Author-Chan: Danke. *grabs clothes and leaves*

Five minutes later.

Iceland: Okay, Author-Chan, I know this is weird...but what are your ships?

Author-Chan: *sits on bed, drying my hair*
Hmmmm....

Iceland: Do you have any mainstream parings?

Author-Chan:
Oh! I like:

SuFin
DenNor
RoChu

Ummm, is HongIce and PruCan a mainstream paring or a crack paring,  since in real life none of you actually met.

Iceland: First: You ship HongIce?!
Second: I...talk to HK, not in the show because that would make no sense. But...I tALK TO HIM!

Author-Chan: Mkay, last time I ask you something.
Iceland: I think if it's a really popular ship, it's mainstream. Like DenNor or UsUk.

Author-Chan: Mkay, Let's do this again.
I like:
SuFin
RoChu
HongIce
PruCan
PoLiet <it's popular?>
DenNor <3 OTP

I think...that's it....the "popular" ones.

Iceland: *eyebrows up* You don't ship Spamano or UsUk or FrUk?!

Author-Chan: Nope...not really.

Iceland: But, you seem like you like those ships.
You write about those ships!

Author-Chan: It's what the people want, maann!

Iceland: So why don't you like UsUk, FrUk, and Spamano?

Author-Chan: I mean, they're good ships, and I still read some of that stuff, but I'm not fully loyal to it as I am with DenNor or RoChu...
Get what I mean?

Iceland: *shrugs shoulders* Yeahh, but is there a story to why you don't ship UsUk, FrUk, Spamano, or any other popular ships?

Author-Chan: *chuckles* Yaaa.

Iceland: Mind...telling us?

Author-Chan: Oh! Oh, right!

My shipping story.
Okay, well, I did, at one point, shipped America and England.
I actually think it was when I was really getting in to Hetalia.
One day, I finished the first season, so I decided to go on the internet for more info.
I accidentally clicked the Fandom page.
And that changed my life forever.
I shipped UsUk and Spamano.
England and Spain were my absolute favorite characters!
I love them! They're still my favorite characters!
And one day, I was looking at them, and wondering what their ship name would be.
I looked it up on Hetalia page thing.
It was called SpUk.
I started reading any that I could find.
And I really liked it.
And I stopped shipping UsUk.
I saw them as brothers. Just like I saw Romano and Spain like cousins.
(Don't know why)
But I didn't want them to be alone.
At first, I tried to ship RusAme.
I didn't ship AmeCan, because I find incest pretty...gross. (sorry)
But I'm like who could I ship with America.
Mexico.
So, I looked it up, and people actually ship them.
It's called AmeMex.
I started looking at pictures and fanfiction and I really enjoyed their ship.
Then, with Romano...
I shipped him with Belgium.
At first, it was kind of forced.
But then it really grew on me.
Then with France...
I know it's strange, but I shipped him with Scotland.
It makes sense!
Because Scotland and France have a deep history.
The Scottish Royal family married the French Royal family many times!
I think...
Maybe it could just me...
Like with the SpUk stuff..
Eh!
So I ship Scotland x France.

Iceland: Wow...is that all the ships you have?

Author-Chan: What! No! That would be soyy lame to have only like ten ships! (Jk)

Iceland: Tell meh them all!

Author-Chan:

SuFin <3
DenNor <3 OTP
HongIce <3
RomBul  <3
RoChu <3
SpUK <3 Other OTP
RomaBel<3 Otherer OTP
AmeMex <3
Estonia x Belarus <3
Switzerland x Ireland :-)
Latvia x Lietchenstien:-)
PruCan <3 Other OTP
Moldova x Luxembourg:-)
GerIta :-)
Greece x Turkey :-)
AusHun :-)

I can't think of anymore at the moment, but I use the parings a lot in my daydreams or I love it with all my soul.

Iceland: Nice!

Author-Chan: Yep.

*awkward silence*

Author-Chan: {realisation}
Hey Icey...did you know that we're only two-three years apart. *stalker stare*

Iceland: *eyes almost pop out*

Author-Chan: *get creepily closer to Icey before smelling his jacket*

Iceland: AHH!
*falls off*
Get out!

Author-Chan: Wha?? I was just playing! I wasn't actually going to stalk you.

Iceland: I don't care...get out. :-(

Author-Chan: Wha- you're going to kick me out of my own room.

Iceland: E-exactly! Get out.

Author-Chan: Pssh! Fine! Whateves!
*Gets up and saunters off with as much pride as she can*

Iceland: *sighs* Finally.

Author-Chan: *pops head out of doorway*
Hi, people!
Sup Camera!

Camera: *smiles and waves at Author-Chan*

Iceland: Wha-what?
You knew it was here?!

Author-Chan: Yeaaah, I mean it's not that hard to see it.
It a big square in the middle of my clothes and the screen is soyy seeable!

Iceland: *silent*

Author-Chan: Is that even a word?
Seeable?
See-able?
Wait-what?
(It is just a joke. I know that is a word and that I could've used another word)

Iceland: *Facepalms*

Author-Chan: *figuring out the English language*

Iceland: Goodbye!
Just-just...

Author-Chan: For real! Is it a word?

Iceland: Just say "Goodbye" Author-Chan.

Author-Chan: Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Iceland: Bye.
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But for real, is that a word?

Vote, comment, read, and BE HAPPY!
hope you like it and Happy Readings!

P.S.
I mean no harm to any ships.
I apologize if I insulted your ships.

All your ships are AWESOMESAUCE!
Plus, I'm not the boss of you.
Ship whatever!
Ship a unicorn with Poland for all I care!

Unicorns are awesome.