Author-Chan: Hey, guess what I just now noticed.
Switzerland: What?
Author-Chan: I have onky mentioned Austria one time in this whole entire book.
Lietchenstien: How come?
Author-Chan: I don't know....
Switzerland: :-|
Author-Chan: I mean...I've metioned Canada more than him.
Lietchenstien: Vell, you have a whole chapter dedicated to him...
Author-Chan: That was one time...
Switzerland: You actually tend to use the same characters over and over.
Lietchenstien: Ja! Didn't you spend a whole week just writing about Russia.
Author-Chan: Yeah..well... *uhh..*
Switzerland: *realization* Yeah! Plus, you're very first chapter was about Russia.
Author-Chan: Uhh...
Lietchenstien: Yeah, and you gave the Nordic 5 more than 10 chapters just about them.
Author-Chan: Guhh, well, I just thought it was Austria that I never metion..
Lietchenstien: Nope..actually this is the first time that you involved me in a chapter.
Switzerland: Me too...
Author-Chan: Sheesh....
Switzerland: You did Latin Hetalia over us. And we are actually canon.
Author-Chan: You know...you have made me see the light. I'm going to stay away from the ones I use a lot and use someone I barely use...like... Austria!
Austria: Hallo.
Author-Chan:Woah, I feel alive!
Austria: That was the first time I have ever said anything.
Author-Chan: Yeah....
RANDOM NATIONS!
Thailand: Elephants!
India: Elephants
Cuba: I HATE AMERICA!
I love them ice cream tho.
Latvia: I look innocent but I drink more than Russia :-)
Estonia: I am painted as a smart ass.
Vietnam: I don't smile.
Taiwan: I like flowers.
Hong Kong: I like Iceland.
Author-Chan: What?
Hong Kong: What?
Korea: BTSEXOGOT7GIRLGENERATIONEXCIDALIEESUPERJUNIORSEVENTEENREDVELVET!!
Author-Chan: I actually like KPOP a lot..
Korea: I like KPOP more! *sticks tongue and goes to find Japan's breasts*
Poland: I was originally supposed to be a woman.
Author-Chan: Himaruya...
Austria: I thought this was about me...
Ukraine: Heeelll nooo!! *uses boobies*
The World: SHOW THEM YOUR BOOBIES!!
Author-Chan: I FEEL SO ALIVE!! I USED SO MANY PEOPLE THAT I'VE NEVER USED BEFO' !
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