Author-Chan: AYAYAYAYA YAHHHHH *kicks door open, rides Spain's bull, does a million cartwheels, then eats a pickel.*
Romano: What the *censored* are you doing???????!!!!!
Author-Chan: I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M FEELING THE GROOVE!!!
Romano: There isn't any music!!
Author-Chan: Kidz Pop is on the TV...
Romano: *grandma voice* CHANGE THE *CENSORED* CHANNEL!!!
Italy: GAS PEDAL GAS PEDAL!
Romano: FRIED CHICKEN FRIED CHICKEN!
Author-Chan: NEVER SEEN A GROWN MAN WEARING A DIAPER BEFORE.
ITALY: *WEARING A DIAPER* ME
ROMANO: MY MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!
ITALY: *DANCING IN DIAPER* AND THEY'RE LIKE IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS!
AUTHOR-CHAN: *READINGS FORTUNE COOKIE* YOU WILL GET ARRESTED BECAUSE YOUR BROTHER IS AN IDIOT...
ROMANO: OH THAT ONE IS MINE!
AND THEN THE BISHOP WAS LIKE "LOVE ME LOVE ME SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME"
ITALY: MÊME PAPA F%!* A DONKEY
GET THE POPO IS ABOUT TO GET SEXY!
ROMANO: WHERE'S DA BAES! WHERE'S THE BAES!
AUTHOR-CHAN: *THINKING ABOUT LIFE* I WONDER IF I AM ANYBODY'S SENPAI!!!
ITALY: SPAGHETTI IS MY SENPAI
ROMANO: PASTASAURUS SEX
ITALY: *CENSORED CENSORED*
AUTHOR-CHAN: HO MY NAME IS..
ITALY: *CENSORED*
ROMANO:EVERYTHING SHOULD BE CENSORED
ROMANO: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, AUTHOR-CHAN? !!
AUTHOR-CHAN: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT MY THERAPIST SAID TO ME!!
ITALY : GO TO THE LEFT TOGETHER WE WILL WIN THIS CAUSE EITHER A LOVE PIZZA I LOVE SPAGHETTI FOOD IS MY SOUL I GONNA GO TO HELL FOR THIS CHAPTER!!!!!!
AUTHOR-CHAN: I HAVE MESSAGES MESSAGES I WAS ONCE BATHED IN SPAGHETTI
I AM SECRETLY ROMAN, BISHES!
I AM A BISHOP OF MUTHADUCKIN BODY LASAGNA
WHAT HAPPENED TO MAH BOB
ROMANO: I AM ROMAN A ROMAN A ROMAN YOU A DRAGON I GONNA SLAY YOU AND THEN I *CENSORED* SPAIN.
UH
UH
UH
CAUSE I'M ROMAN
THEY SEE ME ROMAN THEY HATIN
AUTHOR-CHAN: GRAPE JUICE GRAPE JUICE GRAPE JUICE AND COOKIES AND COOKIES AND COOKIES
UH
UH
UH
I'M THE COOKIE MONSTA!
YOU ARE READING
Everything is Hetalia
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