Norway: What's wrong?
Iceland: *in his bed, clutching his stomach*
I don't feel good. *groans*
Norway: *tucks Iceland in bed and fluffs up pillows* I'll go get some medicine and a pot.
Iceland: *groans again* urrggg...
Norway: *stares at Icey*
Iceland: What are you doing?! Go get it!
Norway: Okay! Okay! *walks off*
Iceland: I think I'm going to puke! *tries to get out of bed but can't because Norway's really good at tucking, so he just wiggles in his covers like a little worm..aww*
Norway: I'm back! *puts the pot next to Icey and gets out the medicine*
Iceland: *frowns*
Norway: *gets out medicine and tries to get Iceland to drink it* Here!
Iceland: *shakes head no*
Norway: Drink it!
Iceland: *Nu-uh*
*Norway tries to give medicine to Iceland but Icey keeps dodging it*
Norway: Iceland! What are you doing?!
Iceland: I'm not drinking poison. I will not fall for you wizardry! (Reference, Whaddup!)
Norway: 0_0 .....
Author- Chan: And they live happily ever after with Norway being like this: :-|
and Iceland being like this: :-( *sneeze sneeze puke*
I wish I could do a "I just died" face.......
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Author-Chan: If you could make your own world, what would it be like?
Poland: *holding a pink flower*
In my world, everybody's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!
Lithuania: That's beautiful, Poland....
Poland: *Puts flower on head and creepily walks backwards in to a bush* ahh....
Lithuania: In a really wierd waaaayyy.... *walks off*
Prussia: My world is Prussia land and everybody there worships Prussia because Prussia is soyy beautiful!
America: Prussiaaaaaa.... that was like....soyy awesome!
China: This is such a menace...making our own worlds! Imma go talk to Author-Chan.
Asia: Bro-brother please, you're soyy weird. Don't do this to us.
China: Go to your room. *shoves Asia in a room*
(Movie Refrence!)
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Author-Chan: Hey guys, I have a secret.
England: Tell us!
Author-Chan: I don't know...
France: C'mon, we won't tell.
America: Yeah! And if we do, we'll tell the people we told not to tell anybody else!
Author-Chan: Mmmm...Perfect!
Author-Chan: *tells "secret" to the world*
Jk! I have no secret!
Use your imagination
*cue rainbow*
*Author - Chan is near a a shaky bridge over a big gap*
Author-Chan: It's okay! Just a straight plummet to certain death!!!
Whatever, I sure when they were making a bridge, they were making it for humans!
[MOVIE REFRENCES FOR EVABODAY!]
Comment, vote, read, and BE HAPPY!
Hope you like it and Happy Readings!
I feel really good right now. Maybe it's my new sense of purpose!
*break dances*
*shake, shake, shake!*
*accidentally falls to the ground and whole Earth tumbles*
Author-Chan's voice turns to Morgan Freeman's voice: Woah!
Bai!
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