Hetalian Puns 101

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So you think you're punny? Well I'm punnier!

Here's the proof!
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1. So if Lithuania is dancing with Poland, would it be considered...
Pole dancing?

2. Germany wee-wee jokes are the wurst, but Italy wee-wee jokes are the pizza-az

3. "I hate to be a Spain in the ass, but-"

4. How does Sweden like his tea?
UnSweden.

5. You are the wurst- Germany.

6. What do you call a flirtatious Italy?

A Pastatute.

Hahahah.
I'm funny.

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