Nordic 5: *getting their freak on to dubstep*
Iceland: *dancing*
Finland: *dancing*
Sweden: *robot dancing*
Denmark: *embarrassing dad moves*
Norway: Hey bishes! *le frown*
Author-Chan is busy with her new book so we are taking over.
This books shall now be called Everything is Nordic 5 and Author-Chan shall erase everything and starting over.
Author-Chan: *jumps through a glass door, eats le pickle and then gets in James Bond Position*
England: *gets out of the table and gets in to James Bond position as well*
America: *tries to get out of a secret door but hits his head* AWESOME BENCH!
Author-Chan: What.
Norway: What.
England: *facepalm*
Denmark: *lying seductively on le piano*
Austria: *disgust face* Um...this is a piano...not a house for wannabe whores.
Hungary: Who do you think you are? ARIANA GRANDE?
America: Uck!
I hate that bish!
She hates America?
Well America hates her back.
I am going to get her fired.
No!
No!
I am going to write a letter!
A strongly written letter! *gets le pen and le paper and le leave*
Norway: Why do we have this book anymore? This is just Hetalia trash
Author-Chan: I write this book, so I don't go get high on life.
Hong Kong: She was just joking about the Everything is Nordic 5.
Yeah we probably just crushed some fangirls dream
Author-Chan: WELL I AM GOING TO REVIVE THEM
REVIVE MY MINIONS!
SPREAD THE WORD OF HETALIA!
Iceland: Seriously tho.
This Chapter has a point.
Author-Chan: It is to show you that you will literally read anything if you are a fangirl. It is also to show you how pointless this book is. It is also the show you how lonely and isolated I really feel like.
NAH I AM JUST KIDDING!
THIS CHAPTER IS TO ASK FOR REQUEST.
DON'T QUESTION MY METHODS.
ANYWAYS THE TIME HAS COME TO ASK FOR REQUEST
YOU GUYS KNOW THAT I BARELY DO THIS SINCE I AM A FABULOUS WRITER BUT I AM ASKING FOR REQUEST
SO REQUEST SO STUFF
CUZ I'M BORED AND LONELY
SO REQUEST
REQUEST
REQUEST
*DANCING ROMANO*
REQUEST IF YOU WANT IF YOU DON'T THAN YOU MISSED OUT ON AN OPPORTUNITY
I WILL DO ALL AND EVERY SINGLE REQUEST YOU GIVE ME
SO HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT.
*DANCING SPAIN*
REQUEST
LOVE YA
HOPE YOU LIKE IT AND HAPPY READINGS!
VOTE, COMMENT, READ, AND BE HAPPY!
*DANCING BELARUS*
OH AND EmyEms1212 I AM SORRY FOR NOT POSTING MY JAPAN SUICIDAL NOTE
I HAVE BEEN BUSY BUT I WILL POST IT ON HERE TOMORROW OR...
SO DON'T COME ATTACK ME WITH SPAGHETTI OR TOMATOES
EVERYBODY GO EAT A LEMON.
I DARE YOU.
*DANCING CHINA GOT THE FUNK*
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Everything is Hetalia
FanfictionWARNING THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE NORMAL. THIS BOOK WILL CHANGE YOU. This Book has: Headcannons Facts Interviews Random Chapters Sad Chapters Truths and Dares Oneshots Poems Gays Ships Straight Ships All Ships Some Death German Sparkle...
