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Canadian Interview

Author: Yesss! YESSSSSS Finally! Guys, I'm with the cutest person in the world...CANADA! *points at the cutie*

Canada: *Smiles* Hello, readers.

Author: *freaking out*
Oh my gosh! I can't believe this is happening! AHH! AHH! OH MY...OH MY GOSH. IT'S JUST..ABCDEFGHIJKLM!

Canada: Uh? Nopqrstuvwxyz?

Author: Hahaha...but seriously I have been waiting for you for a long time.

Canada: Really?

Author: Yes! The only reason I couldn't get to interview you sooner was because America kept stealing the spotlight from you.

Canada and Author: Typical American....

Author:Anyways I decided to interview you. I will ask you five questions and you have to answer them honesty. Okay?

Canada: Okay.

Author: What is your favorite food?

Canada: Pancakes and Maple Syrup.

Author: Isn't that just a stereotype about Canadians?

Canada: I am a stereotypical Canadian. That's the whole point of Hetalia. To be a stereotype.

Author: Riiiggghtt. Totes forgot.

Canada: Next question, please.

Author: You know you don't have to say please, right?

Canada:Habit....sorry.

Author:You don't have to apologize either.

Canada:Oops, another habit. So-

Author:Stop! It's fine. Okay. Dude, You don't have to be a stereotypical Canadian all the time.

Canada:*murmurs*You don't have to be a stereotypical American...

Author:What?

Canada:Nothing. Please Continue.

Author: Favorite song?

Canada:....

Author: Please don't tell me that it's 'Canadian Please'..

Canada: No

Author:Oh great!

Canada: It's Cheerleader by OMI.

Author: Dude, that song is sooooo old.

Canada:Really? It's still on the Canadian Billboard.

Author: Well, Amurica is ovah that!

Canada:You get over a lot of things.

Author:Dang straight. Anyways, what is your favorite animal?

Canada:The polar bear. I especially like the baby polar bears. They are super kawaii.

Author: They are soo cute.

Canada and Author:Awwww!

Author:Next! What is your favorite sport?

Canada: Really? *really face*

Author:What?! I don't make the questions, I just ask them.

Canada: Who does make them?

Author: I can't tell you.

Canada: ???

Author: Because if I do, I will have to kill you.

Canada: I feel like I've heard that before....

Author: What is this? 5th question? Yeah? YEAH! Wh-

Canada:Wait, I haven't answered the previous question!

Author:Why bother. We already know what it is.

Canada: *slightly offended* You don't know that.

Author: It's hockey....

Canada: No!

Author: Fine, what is it?

Canada: Canadian Hockey.

Author: Why is that different than regular hockey?

Canada: It's better and played right. *hmph*

Author: Canada....stop making shizle up.

Canada: *sighs* Okayy...

Author: *pats Canada's back* Last question. Who do you like?

Canada: *blushes* N-nobody...

Author: Canada, stop lying.

Canada: What?! I'm telling the truth.

Author: Yeah right!

Canada: I-i am!

Author: URGHHH! Why are you Canadians so shy about having a crush!?

Canada: I'm actually telling the truth!

Author: Stop being a wussy!

Canada: Wha? I'm actually telling the truth! I-

Author:I won't believe you and until you confess, I'm not speaking to you.

Canada: *sighs* Typical American....

Author: Typical Canadian!

*silence*

Author and Canada: STEREOTYPES! YEAH!

Author: Erm, that's about it!

Canada: Go vote, comment, read, and be a stereotype! Hahahaha!

Author: Hope you like it and Happy Readings!

*Canadian Music Plays*

Author: Hey! This is just like the music in America!

Canada: * Le Facepalms*

Camera: *goes off*

*static noises and Author appears*

Author: Hey! Author just wanted to say is that Canada rocks! (My bro actually went there. Ontario, I think? I don't remember...I'm dumb. :-P)
Also, I have nothing against Canadian and the insults are just jokes. So If your Canadian, don't be offended and come attack me. I'm smol, don't hurt meh! I WAS JUST KIDDING. WAHHH! (Peace and Love Evabody)
That's about it, Bai and BE HAPPY!

Camera: Until next time!

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P.S. I love pancakes! Just saying.
Everybody give meh a virtual pancakes.
Give it to meh!!
:-P

Also, random but go check out Melanie Martinez and Lana Del Ray.
They are my favorite singers and their new songs are killing meh!
Oh and Fall Out Boy. That's my life!
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