Day 7 of Hetalia Christmas
Author-Chan has gathered the nations to show her what their version of Christmas food is...
These are the results.
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Norway:
Author-Chan: Okay, show me your Christmas food.
Norway: Behold...the most beautiful thing in the world...*takes off cover*
Author-Chan: It's a stick of butter...
Norway: No, no, no. It's a stick of Christmas Butter.
Author-Chan: >:-S
Norway: *puts candle in the butter*
Boom, goes the butternamite.
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America:
America: *holds Christmas food*
Author-Chan: I-is it s-supposed to be green?
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England:
England: *also holds out Christmas food*
Author-Chan: That will definitely posion Santa for sure....
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France:
France: *holds Christmas wine*
Author-Chan: What, we want him to act like Iggy?
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China:
China: *gives Christmas food to Author-Chan*
Author-Chan: China, Pizza is not Christmas food.
China: Dammit, Hong Kong, aru!!!!!
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Author-Chan: You guys obviously don't know what Christmas food is???!!
Nations: *slams hands on table* Then what the F_<× IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE!
Derp doo daaaaaaa!
*AUTHOR-CHAN HAS PAPER IN FRONT OF FACE THAT SAYS "PREPARE TO MEET THE MOST UGLIEST THING IN THE WORLD*
*SUDDENLY, SHE SLAMS PAPER WITH HEAD*
HEEEEERRRRREEEEE'SSSSSS VADER! *poses with jazz hands*
MURRY CHRISTMAS!
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