Author: This chapter is pure randomness.
The World: *crazy faces*
Author: You have been warned.
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Author: Moo Moo Cow!
The World: Moo Moo Chicken.
Author: Eat Mor Chiken!
England: Chicken Pie.
The World: THE CHICKEN PIE!
Author: Nuuuuu!! Don't eat da chickens.
THE MUTHADUCKIN WORLD: Why?
Author: When I was in Mexico I had a pet chicken. My family killed him because we were starv-
Christina Aguilera: All I want to do is love your boday!!!!
England: And Pie!!!!
The World: Pie is Love. Pie is Life.
The floor: Don't worry! I'll catch you. Because.. because I love you.
The World: The floor has no pie.
Author: The door proposed to me.
Hungary: Did you say yes?
Author: No.
Hungary: Good for you girl. Who needs doors!?
The World: *starts dancing to KPOP*
Korea: The Koreans are taken ovah the music! DA-ZE! *starts CHICKEN DANCE*
Author: I think I'm on a drug.
America: Which one?
.......ThE DrUg oF LiFE!
America, Spain, and Denmark: We take that drug all the time.
Russia: THE MAMUSHKA!
The World: The Addams Family!
Japan: Me no rikey.
Author: have some pie. *wiggles eyebrows*
Japan: *eats pie* Can I have some pickres with this.
Author: SUURRREEE!
Japan: *eat all the muthaduckin pie*
Author: WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE!
America: *poses* I'm sexy and I know it.
Romano: The tomatoes are my children.
The World: *freezes*
Author: Uhh!
Romano: I am not ashamed.
The World: *starts dancing*
Author: MOO MOO COW!
The World: CRAZINESS! WE NEED AN ASYLUM!
AND PIE!
Author: The Moo Moo Cow disease is coming for ya!!!!!
Author: I LOVE DEAD COWS!!!!
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The drug of life....have it some time :-)
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