Author: Sup guys! So I've been a bit lazy on doing oneshots and-
Camera: NEWSFLASH: NOBODY CARES!
Author: *narrows eyes and frowns* WELL I GOT NEWS FOR YOU! Shut your mouth!
Camera: >:-(
Author: I've been doing silly random chapter of facts or headcannons. And I have done dares, and ships. However, I haven't done interviews yet.
Camera: and? *impatient*
Author: *annoyed* AND I've decided to do a interview with-
America: With America, hoe! *smashes interview table with his fatness*
Author: You just broke the table! *gets up to examine the table *
America: am I that fat? *starts crying*
Author: AMERICA STOP BEING A WUSSY AND MAN UP!
America: *stops crying cause he's scared of me*
Author: let's move to the backup table *starts moving to table*
America: Wait you knew this was gonna happen? *follows Author*
Author: Yes :-|
America: Aww, you know me so well!
Author: No, you're just clusmy :-|
America: :-(
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Author: Okay we are back! * in interview chair*
America: Yeppers! Let's interview!
Author: *sighs and mumbles* I wanted to interview Canada.
America: huh?
Author: *louder* Huh? Oh nuttin' !!
America: *stares at me suspiciously* You're hiding something from me!
Author: *sweat-drops* U-uh..
America: And if I cared more, I would know your secret. *goes back to being Amurican*
Author: Okaay, first question: Do you like popsicles or ice cream?
America: I like ice cream. Popsicles make me feel weird.
Author: huh? *confuzzled*
America: *makes French gestures*
Author: *got it* Ohhhhh!
America: Yeppers!
Author: Next question: If you could do a new haircut, what would it be?
America: *rubs his chin and thinks* A Mohawk.
Author: *blinks rapidly* Excuse me?
America: A Mohawk!
Author: Errr, why?
America: So people know not to mess with me!
Author: *Facepalms* Anyways, would you pick Twitter or Facebook?
America: Twitter!Tweet, tweet! *makes flapping gestures with hands*
Author: *smiles* Tweet, tweet *also flaps*
Author: Cats or Dogs?
America: *troll face* Hamsters!
Author: America that wasn't one of the options!
America: I make my options, be-yotch!
Author: *sighs* Last question! *mumbles* Thank Gott!
Author: *louder* Amurica, do you ship PruCan?
America: Pruwho?
Author: America!
America: *laughs* As long as he doesn't hurt my brother!
Author: Awwww!!
America: Awwww???
Author and America: *turns to camera* Awwwww!
Author: Anyways, hope you like and -
America:Vote, comment, and read and-
Author: And be happy!
Author and America: Hope you like it and Happy Readings!
Author: *kisses hands and slaps camera screen*
Camera: Gonna have to get used to that! *goes off*
Camera: *static noises and America shows up*
America: *gets so close to the camera, you can see his freckles*
America: *scarily and seriously* Oh and Prussia,
Don't you dare hurt my brother!
*Awkward Pause*
America: *still scarily* Or you're next.
Author: * laughs far away*
America: * whispers scarily* I'm not kidding.
Author: *laughs harder and grabs camera * Okay, bye guys! *turns off camera*
Camera: Until next time!
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Everything is Hetalia
FanfictionWARNING THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE NORMAL. THIS BOOK WILL CHANGE YOU. This Book has: Headcannons Facts Interviews Random Chapters Sad Chapters Truths and Dares Oneshots Poems Gays Ships Straight Ships All Ships Some Death German Sparkle...
