Aru!
Ni hao, so many people have been requesting me. Author-Chan doesn't give an aru anymore, so I am taking over for this chapter. Next chapter will be [SPOILER ALERT]
Aru, I just got censored!
Anyways, read this and worship me.
Hope you like it.
....
Also, want a Chinese tasty treat?
They are only $9.99 now.
Or...
Audience: GET TO THE INTERVIEW!!
China: Aru, Aru!
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1. Do you have any pets?
China: PANDDDAAAA!!
Panda: You crazy.
China: Aru~
2. What are you wearing right now?
China: Uhhhh.. *looks at hinself*
A white t-shirt and My Little Pony pajama pants.
3. When is the world going to end?
China: Approximately 4 billion years from now. But don't worry because you and Author-Chan will be dead waaayyy before that.
4. Will you marry me?
China: I will marry you if you get America to give me my money. Bitch better have my money.
5. Are you happy?
China: In the anime, I am, but in the fandom...apparently I'm a lonely old guy who seeks comfort from Russia.
So, basically the fandom thinks I'm a pedo.
6. Where are you?
China: BEHIND YOU!
7. If you could be any age for a week, what would your age be?
China: Well, in human years, I'm like...30. Anyways, if I could change my human age, it would be 18.
8. Do you think you are being stalked? Who?
China: Yes and Russia. He's stalking me.
Halp.
9. What question do you hate to answer?
China: Are you a girl or boy?
I.
Am.
Clearly.
A.
Man.
10. What cheers you up?
China: PAANNDDAAA!!
11. What is your favorite word?
China: Food.
12. What is your favorite type of pizza?
China: What's a pizza? *confusion*
13. How do you start a conversation?
China: Hello, do you want a Chinese tasty treat?
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China: So that's all.
Thanks for listening to my interview.
Hope you like it and Happy Readings! Remember to vote, comment, read, and BE HAPPY!
*grabs microphone*
China: *taps microphone* IS THIS THING ON ARU!? IF IT IS, AMERICA YOU ASS! I WANT MY MOTHERTRUCKING MONEY ARU!
Audience: ....
Americans: *le moves to Canada*
Canada: *evil laugh* Who's laughing now?
China: *drops mic*
Audience: ....
China: Vote, comment, read, and BE HAPPY! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *le leaves*
America: ....Shit.
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