Everything is Hetalia

NRP

Author: Uhhhhh....

Russia: What's wrong Author-Chan?

Author: I'm running out of ducking ideas.

Russia: Huh?

Author: *sighs and tumbles out of bed* I am so bored. Plus, I'm having like major writer's block.

Russia: Ufufuf...how can you have writer's block for this book. It literally has no plot whatsoever. It's soyy random.

Author: Well, maybe I'm losing my randomness. *starts to talk to Russia about my problems*

Russia: (Thoughts he's having) Author-Chan is being a wimp. I don't want to stay here and listen to her problems. It's her probs not mine.

Author: R-Russia?

Russia: *snaps out of thinking* I'm going to go.

Author: What! Why?

Russia: Because I don't want to listen to you. Plus, I'm hungry.

Author: But-but I'm bored.

Russia: NRP.

Author: Wut da heckle does that mean?

Russia: Not Russia's Problem.

Author: B-

Russia: NRP!

Author: *sad Author face*

Russia: NRP! *dances in the kitchen*
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Russia: *in the kitchen, singing about pie*

Russia: Pieeeee! I love Pie. My pie. Wonderful pie. PIE IS LIFEEEEEEE. *eats Chocolate pie*

Ukraine: *walking into house while hearing pie songs* Little Brother must be home! :-)

Ukraine: Brother! *tackle-hugs Russia*

Russia: Ahh! *manages to hold onto the pie*

Ukraine: Bro-

Russia: The Pie is all that matters.

Ukraine: Okay? Anyways, I need you to help me.

Russia: *eating pie and then talks cuz MANNERS* I thought that you didn't want my help.

Ukraine: Yeah, w-well..

Russia: Don't even lie, bitch.

Ukraine: RUSSIA!

Russia: WHAT!

Ukraine: What is going on with you???? You're acting extremely sassy.

Russia: *offended* SO! YOU DON'T KNOW MEH. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M LIKE. DON'T JUDGE A STRANGER, YOU HATER!

Ukraine: :-| Russia, I freaking raised you.

Russia: *snorts* Not well enough.

Ukraine: Huh?

Russia: Nuttin. What were you saying. *mutters under breath*
Not like I cared.

Ukraine: Heard that. Anyways, I need some money.

Russia: Nah. *eats pie casually*

Ukraine: What! Why?

Russia: Cause I said so.

Ukraine: You're not a mother.

Russia: *shrugs* Mother Russia is what I'm called.

*silence*

Ukraine: Russia, we've been over this. You are not a girl. Unless you have a V.A.G and boobs, you're still a man.

Russia: What about Moobs?

Ukraine: Moobs?

Russia: Man Boobs.

Ukraine: Ehhh...

Russia: Nevermind. Your boobs are big enough for the two of us.

Ukraine: You're an ass.

Russia: No! He is! *points at the donkey next to Ukraine*

Ukraine: *notices donkey* Ahhh!

Russia: Lol. But No. I will not give you money.

Ukraine: But if you don't, I'll be poor.

Russia: NRP.

Ukraine: Wut?

Russia: NRP.

Ukraine: :-(

Russia: NRP. Gotta go to the world meeting. Bai! *dances to car and drives away*
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Russia: *burst through the door*

The World: O_O

Russia: I'm here! *dances to seat and sits while eating pie*

Germany: Err..okay? Let's start.

England: I-

France: *bursts through the door*

Germany: I paid for zhat door.... :-|

France: America...*huffs* America just fell in a well.

The World: :-O

England: Hahahahahahaha!

Canada: *crosses America's name off from his list of people to kill*

England: *still laughing*

Germany: Stop Britain.

England: *immediately stops and coughs* T-that wasn't funny.

France: Ugh.

Germany: Vhat happened?

France: We we're walking to zhe meeting building when America said he could jump across zhe well.

England: And you let him??!!! *aggravated*

France: Duh. He's in a well now.

England: Ughhh!

Germany: Vell, I guess ve vill have to get him out.

China: You... you don't have to....

The World: *thinks about it* Hmmmm...

England: No, we have to get that moron out of there.

Germany: England iz right...zadly. Ve vill have to do it.

France: Oui. But who is strong enough to get him out....

The World: *turns to Russia*

Russia: *listening to his character songs with his headphones*

England: Erm..Russia?

Russia: *singing* RUUUUSSSSSIIIIAAA!

Germany: RUSSIA!

Russia: Pechka..*singing*

Belarus: Big Brother!

Russia: *sees Belarus* Ahh! *takes off headphones*

Germany: Russia, ve need your help.

Russia: With what? *eats pie*

China: Damn, how much can you eat?

Russia: *smirks* As much as you.

China: O_O THAT WAS ONE TIME, ARU! *blushes and looks away*

Asia: Ew.

Germany: Uhhh, ve need you to get America out of a vell.

Russia: *frowns* Since when did I become Lassie?

Germany: N-

Russia: Do I look like a dog to you?!

Germany: No, I-

Russia: This...*points at his muscles*.....is all Russian.

Germany: Ja, Russia. Ve know. Can you just get America out?

Russia: NRP.
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Hey guys, I do have some writer's block. So, if you want me to write something, just ask me.
But it's NRP.