Hola! First, That picture is Female Mexico. I like Female Mexico better :-)
Anyways, this is day of the dead. At first, I was going to put it in Spanish, but decided not to do it. This chapter will have oc's and some Spanish passion. ¡Olé!
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Spain: *taps camera* This on? Hellloooo?
Author-Chan: Spain. The camera has been on the whole time. I turned it on.
Spain: Oh....whoops, my bad. :-)
Author-Chan: :-(
Spain: Are you alright? You don't seem like your Spanish self.
Author-Chan: Because. I'm not.
Spain: 0_0 *jaw drops* YOU'RE NOT SPANISH! YOU LIED TO ME!
Author-Chan: Wat? No..I mean I'm not alright.
Spain: Y?
Author-Chan: I ate a lot of candy last night....I'm surprised I actually went to sleep. But when I woke up this morning...I felt like a whale was humping my stomach organs.
Spain: That a very specific way of putting it.
Author-Chan: Plus, I think I have a cold. My whole familía had one and I think i'm now getting it!
Spain: If you feel like a whale is humping your stomach organs, why are you doing this chapter.
Author-Chan: *jumps up from bed* Because it's what the people want!!!!
Spain: Okie dokie!
Author-Chan: So-
*Both Bomb-ass Spaniards hears knocking on door*
Author-Chan: *screams and hides under covers*
Spain: *walks down to the door*
Author-Chan: *whispers and slowly peeks out out covers* You brave, brave soul.
*silence*
Author-Chan: *hears footsteps and hides under covers again* (Author-Chan's thoughts: Oh my aru, it's a homicidal maniac coming to kill me. I'll die. I'm dead. *mentally sobs*)
*Door suddenly burst open*
Author-Chan: *becomes super duper still*
Spain: Eh! What do you think you're doing, Mexíco! >:-(
Mexico: Go kiss my ass, España.
Spain: No thank you. *goes over and sits on bed. *
Author-Chan: *Whimpers because she is being squished by Spain's big ass!*
*triumphant trumpets*
Spain and Mexico: ¿Qué?
El Salvador: *dances his fabulous self to my room* The Savior is here.
Mexico: Oh it's just you, hermano, I thought it was someone important.
Spain: Sí, don't call yourself "The Savior". You're not Jesus!!
Mexico: Weren't you the one who named him El Salvador.
Spain: Oh.
El Salvador: Hey, where's Guatemala?
Guatemala: *next to Spain* *whispers quietly* Right here.
Mexico and El Salvador and Spain and Author-Chan: Ah!
El Salvador: Ah! Your andaconda just spoke, España!
Guatemala: Did you know that andacondas are found in El Salvador.
Mexico: I thought it was Ecuador.
Guatemala: Oh.
El Salvador: Whoa, we so should of gotten Ecuador to say it!
Mexico y Guatemala y El Salvador y Spain: Heh.
Mexico: So, what were we supposed to do?
Guatemala: Yeah, Author-Chan mailed us a letter to go to her house this weekend. Something about Dia de Los Muertos.
Mexico and El Salvador: *le gasp*
Mexico: Today's November 1, it's Dia de Los Muertos! I forgot about it!
El Salvador: 0_0 She mailed you a letter?? Who mails anymore?
Guatemala: Mailmen! But once mail goes out, all those men will be jobless. Poor mailmen...
Spain: *indecuetously* You forgot Dia de Los Muertos?!!!
Mexico: Well, I got blinded by all that Halloween advertising.
Spain y El Salvador y Mexico y Guatemala y Author-Chan: Americans.
Spain: My butt just said Americans. 0_0
Mexico: Maybe you need to get laid by an American.
Guatemala: I thought that was your job.
Mexico: *eyes widened*
El Salvador: Is that why you're actually called the United Mexican States.
Spain: Really? *raises eyebrows*
Mexico: Oh all you go suck an Alpaca.
El Salvador: Peru has.
Author-Chan: What?
Spain: *finds activity*
OH! We were supposed to help her decorate for Dia de Los Muertos!
Mexico: *gets decoration inhumanly fast*
Guatemala: Oh, España, why are you here.
Spain: Author-Chan and I talk, about everyday. I am with her in Spanish class while England is with her for English and America is there for lunch. And so on...
I guess she mailed you because you guys are oc's-
Author-Chan: Fourth Wall!
Spain: Oh, sorry butt.
Author-Chan : :-(
El Salvador y Guatemala: Yeah *sad face*
Mexico: *comes back* Alright let's start decorating.
Spain y Guatemala y El Salvador: Ehhhhh.....*looks everywhere but La Mexicana.*
Mexico: ¡Vamános!
El Salvador: Y'know what? Yesterday was Halloween and Author-Chan probably has a lot of candy-
Spain: That's true. I had some for a midnight snack last night.
Guatemala: I only like it because of the free candy.
Spain y Guatemala y El Salvador y America: SAAMEE!
Mexico: *shrieks and pushes America out a window*
Author-Chan: Well that was dramatic.
Spain: You speak the truth, my butt.
El Salvador: *sighs slowly* Fiiinnnee, let's go decorate, but I'm not in to it as much as you Mexico.
Spain y Guatemala: Nobody is.
Mexico: Yay! *grabs El Salvador y Guatemala y leaves mi room*
Spain: :-| Okay, I guess I'll walk myself down. By myself. Only myself. ¡SOLÉDAD!
Author-Chan: Spain, get off of me.
Spain: But your my butt. I can't get off.
Author-Chan: I am Author-Chan.
Spain: Oh.
Spain: *gets off*
Author-Chan: *burst out of the covers* FREEDOM! *raises fist in air*
America: *from outside* FREEDOM!
Spain: What? I thought this was a Latino chapter.
Author-Chan: Screw it. Bye!
Spain y Guatemala y El Salvador y Mexico y Author-Chan:
YOU ARE READING
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