Author: Who's ready to PARTAAAAYYY!
America: Who's the party for?
Author: *points at herself* Uh, MEH!
England: *not really caring* Why?
Author: Cuz it's my BIRTHDAY! *woohoo!*
France: *excited*REALLY?!
Author: Lol, No. :-3
The World: :-| ???
Author: It's my unbirthday!
France:Uhh...
England: Wait...isn't that from Alice in Wonderland?
Author:Yeah! Of course you know it! It was written by an English Author! *claps at England's Brilliance*
England: You do know that he was high when he wrote that book....
America: Bahahahaha! Leave it up to the English to write a classic book when they're higher than a kite. ;-)
England: Expect an American to be stereotypical...
America: Yeah, well you're small and hardly needed anymore!
England: *trying to think of a comeback* Yeah, Well..uh....You're Fat!
America: *jaw drops in a perfect circle*
Author: Nice!
England: I know right! I am just so creative!
France: Close your mouth. *pushes America's mouth close with hands*
Author: Well, you guys are boring now! I'm leaving! *walks away*
America: *shouting at me*
England and France: *fighting and yelling at each other and me*
Author: La, La, La, Not listening. *dances to Russia*
Author: Hey, RusRus! What's up?!
Russia:*covered in red* Uh....It's not what it looks like!
Author: Russia?! Did you kill someone?! AGAIN!
Russia: *confuzzled* What? No, I just spilled red paint on me.
Author:Ah, you were painting your room?
Russia: Nah, I was actually gonna fake my death. So then Belarus will leave me alone.
Author: Russia, you didn't have to go that far! She's not always near you.
Russia: You don't believe me? Look up then.
Author: *grumbles but looks up*
Belarus: *on the ceiling and murderously glaring at Author*
*Quiet Awkward Pause*
Author: *Whispers to Russia baby* You see her too, right?
Russia: D-da.....
Russia and Author: *Looks at the door and then looks at each other*
Author: Every man for himself! *dashes outside the room and runs away*
Russia: Ahh! *running wildly out the door and flailing hands* THAT'S IT! I'M CHANGING CONTINENTS. I'M MOVING TO ASIA! *starts to move to Asia*
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Asia: *hears about Russia moving to Asia*
Asia: CHINA! STOP HIM!
China: Sorry, aru. But you can't stop Russians. Russians are unstoppable, aru.
Russia: *knocks on door* I'm here! Open up before I smash this door! KolKolKolKol!
Asia: *Trembles* Poor Door.
China: *sighs and open door*
Russia: *puts away axe and speaks friendly* Helloooo!
China: *emotionless* Hi.....aru. Come on in, aru.
Russia: *about to step in*
China: *girly scream* TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES, ARU!
Russia: *confuzzled* Why?
China: Because that's what we do here! Aru!
Russia: No, this is not the Russian way.
China: You in Asia. If you going to stay here, you're going to act like one of us, aru. So, take those shoes off! Aru!
Russia: Meh, meh, meh, meh...fine. *takes off shoes and walks in*
China: Put this on, aru. *gives Russia a Chinese robe*
Russia: *unwillingly puts it on*
China: *calm again* Now, isn't that better, aru?
Russia: :-| I feel like a cross-dressing,homeless guy.
Asia: Wha....*looks at their wardrobe*
China: :-(
Russia:Can I at least have my shoes back?
China: No, aru. *walks off*
Russia:I NEED SHOES!
*No answer*
Russia: This was a mistake. I don't want to wear this and walk barefoot.
*still no answer*
Russia: This is not the Russian way.
Author: The Russian way! Learn it now! At WWW.RUSSIAMYBAE.COM. Or 1800-Russiagotdrugs. Oops! That last one was for a different chapter! FORGOT THE LAST ONE! ABORT! ABORT!
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Ermm, Hello? Does anybody ever read this part? Whatever.
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