Hey just imagine Romano and Italy being the type of siblings to do annoying things just to annoy each other....
Italy: *opens fridge door*
Hey, Roma? Where's all the pasta.
Romano: *in the other room, finishing off the pasta* I don't know.
Italy: *Walks into the room and sees the almost empty pasta bowl* Romano! Why did you eat my pasta?
Romano: What the crapola are you saying! I didn't eat the dang pasta!
*slurps pasta noodles obviously*
Italy: Romano! I can see you eat it! Give it back! *grabs bowl* There is nothing in there! Romano!!
Romano: What the... I didn't eat anything!
*crosses arms*
Italy: *drops bowl* Yes you did.
Romano: No, I didn't.
Italy:Yes, you did.
Romano: No, I didn't!
Italy: Yes
Romano: No
Italy: Yes
Romano: No
Italy: Yes
Romano: No
Italy: Yes
Romano: No
Italy: Yeeeessss
Romano: Nooooooo
Italy: No
Romano: No
Italy: Pasta! I thought that would work!
Romano: Hmhp >:-(
Italy: ROMANO!!!
Romano: Fiinnnee!!!! I ate the pasta!
Italy: I KNEW IT!!
Romano: I also ate all the tomatoes. *smirks and sticks out tongue*
Italy:......Get out of my room, you monster!
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Romano: *sticks out tongue at Italy and makes irritating noises*
Italy: Can you STOP! *swats Romano away *
Romano: Blahhhh! Bluuu! BLEEEEEPPP!!!!
Italy: Stop, I'm trying to do my work!
Romano:Bleep
Italy: Stop!
Romano: Boooooopp!
Italy: Stop
Romano:Bluuuuuhhhh!
Italy: STOP!
Romano:BLAHHHHH!
Italy: *grabs briefcase and hits Romano in the face with it*
Romano: *silent*
Italy: *puts briefcase down* R-romano? Bro-brother!
Romano: :-|*still silent*
Italy: :-| *also silent*
Romano: ........BLEEP!
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Romano: Feli, why is my room covered in potatoes?
Italy: Because it annoys you :-D :-P
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Romano: *talking to Spain*
Italy: Spain, he likes yooouuu!!! Now go make tomato babies!
Spain: :-O
Germany: :-O
Germany's Dogs: :-O <woof>
Romano: BROTHER!!!
Italy: Hehehehehe *starts running*
Romano: ARGHHH! *chases Italy*
Germany: Uhhhh
Spain: Well, shucks. *giggles and blushes*
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Italy: *in mafia outfit* I didn't chose the thug life, the thug life chose me.
Romano: *scoffs* Ya right.
Italy: Well, it's true! >:-(
Romano: Feli, you're scared of the dark.
Italy: >:-(
Romano:What a thug you are.....* shakes head disapointedly*
Italy: .....
Romano: .......
Italy: You're just jelly! *flips hair fabulously*
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Romano: I want some wine! *gets wine cup thingy* Where's the wine?!
Italy: Uh-oh! *turns around with wine pouring into the cup*
Romano: FELI!
Italy: Ve, relax, we can share. *passes the wine to Romano*
Romano: *grabs the wine and smiles* Thank you. *Pours wine* Huh? Nothing is coming out??...
Italy: Oh... that's strange....
Romano: Feli, what did you do to it!?
Italy: Uhhh... I drank it. DURH! *Slaps Romano in the face and walks out the room*
Romano: *in the other room* I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
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Author: How would you kill each other.
Italy: ........
Romano: .........
Author: Aww! You do love each other! You wouldn't kill each other! <3
Romano: Huh? Oh no, I was trying to think about the most painful death for him
Italy: Si, I'm thinking of stabbing you.
Romano: Nah, I would tear off your nails one by one. And rip off your face and give it to Germany's dogs. And I would keep your eyes and ears as souvenirs *in a creepy voice*
Author: :-O
Italy: OH MY GOSH!
Author: ........
Italy: I WAS THINKING OF THAT TOO!!!
Romano and Italy: AWWWW, YOU'RE A GREAT BROTHER! *hugs each other before shuddering and scooting away*
Author: You guys need to go to family counseling.
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Hey guys, did ya like it? I did. I actually based this off real events that happened to me with my siblings. This made me laugh. Anyway, this is just a funny headcannon I "made" up. I mean, I didn't make it- make it because all siblings fight.
Spain, Gemany and Author: Hope you like it and Happy Readings!
Author: Hey Spain, Germany, can I have a tomato and potato? (Hey that rhymes)
Germany and Spain: Sure *gives me ma food!*
Thank you!! BEEEEPPP!
:-P
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