Everything is Hetalia

English Headcannon

You know the Opium wars and the drugs going on at the time?
I wonder if America tasted/liked/hated tea.
Did you know that England was actually France's minion?

Ganster!England: Anybody want some! *holds bag up*

Sealand: Jerk England, what are you doing?

England: *leans down* Hey kid, you didn't see nuttin'

Sealand: Okay, but was is that? *opens bag up and finds some "stuff".

England: Candy *smirks*

Sealand: Can I have some? *innocence*

England: For twenty dollas!

Sealand: *sighs and pulls out a wad of money* I only have forty dollas! Is that okay?

England: *snatches money* Yeah, yeah. *gives bag to Sealand and runs off*
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Sealand: *been eating his "candy"*

Finland: *notices bag* What's in there?

Sealand: *straightens up and thinks with white powder all over his face*

Sealand: Erm... flour?

Finland: *raises eyebrow* Really? Why do you have flour? *getting suspicious *

Sealand: :-| I like to bake

Finland: ... what do you like to bake? *narrows eyes*

Sealand: .....muffins

Finland: ???

Sealand: I love muffins

Finland: *relaxes* Okay! Don't eat too much! Moi, moi Mothertrucker *walks into different room*

Author: Wut?

Sealand: I like muffins!

Finland: Moi, Moi!

England: You saw nuttin'

Author: *shrugs* You hear them...
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England: America I'm home!

Chibi America: Engwand, you're back!

England: Yes, I got you something from England.

Chibi America: Finally! Hopefully it's good this time!

England: Wut??

Chibi America: Well what is it?

England: *presents America with tea*

Chibi America: Yayyy! *drinks it*

England: *silent*

Chibi America: *silent*

Chibi America: *spit tea all over England* Uhhh! THAT WAS DISGUSTING!

England: b-but it's tea. It's popular in Europe and the New World.

Chibi America: Well, when I get older, I'm going to destroy it!

England: * chuckles* And how are you going to do that?

Chibi America: :-| I'm gonna throw it in the ocean

England: *fulls out laughs * O-okay America, if you say so! *hahahahaha*

* Boston Tea Party*

England: *sobs at the sight of all the wasted tea*

America: I warned you, didn't I?

France and Spain: We told you so....
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France: Okay, you do this for me! *points at some lame war plan*

England: What? No!

France: W-why not?

England: Because it's stupid

France: b-but you used to do stupid things for me. *starting to tear up*

England: >:-( I WAS A CENTURY YEAR OLD!!

France: B-but you're my minion! *crying*

England: That was before the Hundred Years War!

France: b-b- b- * so upset about that he can't even finish his sentence *

England: *sighs* Fine!

France: *stops sobbing* Yayyyy! LET'S GO TO WAR, MINION! *jumps on England's back*

England:*startled and loses balance and falls* OW!

France: Well at least that didn't hurt me! *checks out his beauty in a mirror*

England: YEAH! BECAUSE I BROKE YOUR FALL! *holds his left arm, hurt*

France: AWWW! This is why you are my minion! *smiles*

England: *scowls* Go get someone else to do your dirty work! I QUIT! *storms off*

France: .......

Author: ........

The world: ........

France: AMERICA!
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Well that was wierd! Hope you like it and Happy Readings!
America, England, France and Author: Happy Readings! Comment, vote and we will give you so much love, you will start hating us..except Author.
Author: Hey, where's Canada?

England, France, and America: Who?

Author: Canada, where is he? *looks around*

England: You really are insane...

Author: huh? No, I -

France: Do you need to go to the doctor??

Author: No, no I'm not being crazy this time, Ca-

America: Author, you're making up countries....

The World: That is pretty crazy.....

Author: :-( Nevermind. See ya later, guys *points to the camera*

England: Who are you pointing at?

France: She really has lost it.....

Author: Shuddap!