Day 13 of Hetalia Christmas
*Author-Chan and the nordics texting*
Norway: Boop.
Author-Chan: Beep.
Norway: Baap
Author-Chan: Bloop
Norway: I killed you dog.
Author-Chan: NORWAY! WHAT THE HECK!
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Iceland: Hey, did you get my ointment.
Author-Chan: No?
Iceland: >:-(
Author-Chan: You use ointment?
Iceland: Uh, ja! I'm a teenager. I still get acne unlike the adult nations.
Author-Chan: Hehehe. Teenage years suck, right?
Iceland: STOP DISTRACTING ME!!!!
Author-Chan: Okay!! What kind?
Iceland: I DON'T CARE! I JUST NEED SOME.
Author-Chan:Why, do you need it so badly?!!
Iceland: So, I don't look like an ugly llama. Bad llama. Ugly llama. That's what the haters will say if they see me like this!
Author-Chan: Uh...
Iceland: I don't want to like a llama.
Author-Chan: :-0
Iceland: I wanna look like a sexy peacock and spread my beautiful manly feathers into the Nordic Sky.
Author-Chan: Okay then....
Iceland: GO GET ME MY OINTMENT!!!
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Sweden: Hey, can you and Denmark take care of Sealand and Ladonia?
Author-Chan: Sure. :-)
Sweden: Also, Finland and I won't be back till late tonight. We are going to a concert and then bang. :-)
Author-Chan: Hahahaha! Autocorrect...got to hate it, right.
Sweden: What autocorrect? I'm serious.
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Author-Chan: .....
Author-Chan: I don't know what to say now....
Author-Chan: Goodbye.
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Denmark: What would you say if I lost Ladonia?
Author-Chan: YOU LOST LADONIA!
Denmark: What? No..
Author-Chan: Whew...okay.
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Denmark:I lost Sealand.
Author-Chan:WHAT! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Denmark: I lost him.
Author-Chan: -_-
Denmark: it's quite self-explanatory.
Author-Chan: How? You literally were walking just a couple of blocks with them.
Denmark: I was on a walk with both of them. Suddenly, I saw a Great Dane. And I had to go touch it. Cuz... come on... it's from my country. Dane.... The Great Dane is like...my spirit animal.
Author-Chan: You got distracted...by a dog?!
Denmark:It's my animal.
Author-Chan: >:-(
Denmark: My spirit animal.
Author-Chan: :-(
Denmark: I couldn't ignoreit.
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Finland: YOU LOST SEALAND.
Author-Chan: Technically, Denmark lost him.
Finland: >:-(
Author-Chan:You mad?
Author-Chan: Hey.
Author-Chan : Hey.
Author-Chan: Hey.
Author-Chan: Hey.
Finland: GO suck your aunt's yahoos!
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