Day 9 of Hetalia Christmas
Japan: So what do we buy for my famiry?
England: I really don't know...last time I was part of your family, I made Hong Kong with China.
Japan: O_O Okay then.
England: Alright, let's go.
*England and Japan shop for his fam*
Japan: So, what should I buy for China.
England: I don't know...I don't really give a shit about that old bastard.
Japan: Okay then.
*They look around the store and Japan sees a Big ass Panda*
Japan: Hory Shit.
England: So, you buying that?
Japan: Yeah. Along with yaoi and camera.
England: Okay then.
Japan: Wanna go see gay guys getting it on?
England: How?? By going to a gay club?
Japan: What? No, I mean we will do it the natural way.
England: *gasp* I REFUSE TO TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF! *zips up coat*
Japan: No!! I mean by taking pictures of them with camera-kun.
England: That's a bit too stalkerish for me...no, I don't want to. Plus, Yaoi is kind off stupid...
Japan: .....
England: *looks at Japan* What?
Japan: *death glares* You think that yaoi is stupid...?
England: Ummm...yeah?
........
SUDDENLY!
JAPAN!
*Japan tackles England and starts to choke him*
England: ARRHHhhrjrhrrrgggaAAAA!
Japan: Come into my grip of death!!!
YAOI!!!
MURRY CHRISTMAS!
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