Author-Chan: *in house by herself*
I'm gonna do something bad.
Author-Chan: *dances to KPOP on her bed, lip-synching to le song
Korea: *Korean Dance Moves*
Germany: *on bed with Author-Chan, dancing*
Author-Chan: *makes bunch of videos of her singing to KPOP*
Korea: Why do you do that?
Author-Chan: So it feels like I'm in a music video.
Korea: sad.
Author-Chan: I'm bad at singing....
Germany: You mom says you are a good singer.
Author-Chan: Well...that's my mom...
Korea: You're in honor choir..and have been in like 9 plays/ musicals.
Germany: You doubt yourself, Author-Chan. You think you're bad in singing, drawing, writing when you are in a honor choir, advanced art, and a professional writer.
Author-Chan: Out of all of my talents, my writing is bad.
Audience: *le jaw drop*
Author-Chan: Seriously, I don't think that I'm good at writing. I'm not that good of a writer. I just type down anything I am thinking.
Germany: A lot of people are probably gonna hate you for thinking your such a bad writer.
Korea: Sorry, guys. Author-Chan has been feeling a bit insecure. At first, it was her writing, then her body and looks, and then about what type of books she reads.
Author-Chan: I'm ugly *le crying*
Germany: Bitch, you've won Homecoming Queen since you were in the six grade. And you usually get 1st or 2nd place when you do your annual Beauty Pageant.
Korea: *grabs newspaper and hits Author-Chan* Get Yourself Together.
Author-Chan: Ow...
Germany: Sorry. She is just super insecure this week.
Korea: Yep. It's the time of the month.
Author-Chan, Korea, Germany: Allergies are happening.
(What did you think I was gonna say? )
Author-Chan: I hate allergies.
Korea: Allergies can go suck my lollipop.
Germany: *eyes snap open* I'm leaving.
Author-Chan: Korea, you scared Germany off.
Korea: woops...
Author-Chan: Well, I'm going to go die.
Korea: Cool. After you're done, wanna eat some junk food that is ridiculously unhealthy and bad for young teenagers?
Author-Chan: Sure.
Korea: Byyeeeeeee!
I HATE ALLERGIES SO MUCH.
I FELL LIKE CUTTING OF MY NOSE.
STUFFY
STUFFY
NOSES
ARE
TORTURE.
THAT'S IT!
HOPE YOU LIKE IT AND HAPPY READINGS! VOTE, COMMENT, READ, AND BE HAPPY!
I AM GOING TO LISTEN TO MY KPOP.
YOU ARE READING
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