Author: Holy Shidizzle! I actually did it! I actually did it! Eeekkkk!
Finland: Did what Author-Chan?
Author: I made a Tumblr account!
Finland: Shut the front door!
Author: *shuts the front door* There!
Finland: Thanks! Anyways, you got an account?
Author: Ja! I mean I already had an account, but I made a newer and better one.
Finland: *looks a tumblr account* Oh, it looks so much better than the last one! Erm...no offense.
Author: None taken, boo.
Finland: Aww, I'm your boo?
Author: Yass!
Finland: Yay! Just don't tell Sweden....he gets jelly..
Author: Mkay, and don't tell Denmark. He thinks he's my boo.
Finny: Is he?
Author: He's boo #2 You're boo #1
Finland: Yeah! I'm number 1.
Author:Yep, and Norway, Iceland, and Sweden are boos #3.
Finland: Author-Chan, that's not how it works...
Author: Well, I don't care. I'm the Author. I made this book. I made this chapter. So I WiLl dO WhAt I WaNt tO Do!
Finland: Wow, Author-Chan just became crazy!
Author: Became? I was always cray-cray!
Finland: Trueeeee...
Author: :-|
Finland: Anyways you have a tumblr?
Author: Uh huh! I just started it so it's quite vacant.
Finland: Author, you don't have anything on there.
Author: Hey! This is my first time doing a blog. I'm still getting the gist of this! That's why it sucks right now!
Finland: Yeah, It does suck!
Author: Finland!
Finland: What? I was just agreeing with you. That blog sucks!
Author: You're not supposed to agree with me! You're supposed to say it's wonderful and you love it!
Finland: *monotoned and shaking head, no* It's wonderful and I love it.
Author: Aww, thanks boo # 1!
Finland: *wearing a shirt that says 'Boo #1' * Yeah! Well it will get better!
Author: Yep, I mean this book sucked at first but it now has a thousand reads...
Finland: Yeah....this book did suck....
Author: *offended* Yeah, well your names for animals suck!
Finland: *jaw drops* Bish, you did NOT just go there!
Author: And your food sucks!
Finland: Don't you dare, Bish!
Author: *starts to point at Finland*
Finland: No, Bish, no. Get that fat ass wobbly finger away from meh!
Author: Everything about you sucks!
Finland: *gasp*
Denmark: Oh, now you did it!
Iceland: Run for Hell!
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